trasosmontes
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Saw this on someone's T shirt in New Zealand.
Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
Well, I thought it worth a grin. |
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wei_bei_li
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how about "Why are you looking at this? it ain't funny" or that girl up there just stole my Idea..
So, this is Earth then? |
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jmsimoneaux
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GOT MILK ?? |
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Vivienne T
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Drop the chocolate and no one gets hurt.
Please excuse me, I was raised by wolves. |
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insane_mad_maniak
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pull my.........toe.
I smoke, got a problem?
I may look intelligent, (on the back) but atleast I'm not ugly. lol
Stop Staring!
Farting adds go the green house effect
may have more still thinking. |
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jalapena
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" You Know What?...Chicken Butt" |
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Saloni
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y r u lukin at my t-shirt? |
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FörtyTwö
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Made in China
Body by better chemical research.
Face by Botox
My daddy paid 23k for these breasts, boyfriend paid 18k for that tush.[front and back]
I am alive because of Stem Cell Research
AIDS,HIV,Herpes,Hepatitis, and six others I cannot even pronounce! still wanna by me that drink?
Are a million bullets made every day, I have no idea why, then you spoke.
I think, therefore I can.
Vote, or give blood.
Brother can you spare some gasoline?
Well that was more time wasted, thank you! |
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paddypower69
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read my t-shirt while i check out your tit s!
Or
I am with the gay bloke and then a arrow pointing at your mate (obviously have to make sure you stand the correct side of him) |
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p10x
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"Wait till you see what's on my back"
"Want to see what's on my back?"
"Once you pass me don't look at my back"
"What's on my back? Wait till we pass" |
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rougerocker
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Frost giants crap icebergs. |
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Magical Ninja Koala
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is it right to philosophize? |
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fuBar
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be bad be gone be good.
dead by dawn............. |
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reaperohio
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" I started with nothing...I still have most of it."
' Everybody, stare at the freak!"
' The power of Metal compels you!"
' I f**k on the first date."
' These are my backstage passes." [girlies] |
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SouthCali4LifeSD
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You suck... if I mentioned what, people would find out you're a whore!
this would make a great t-shirt for sluts everywhere. |
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col
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I love cats they taste just like chicken |
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