ebaz1358
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Tell him there's alcohol inside |
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Alia M
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tell him it'll keep him warm |
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mark c
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Wait until he retires to Florida. |
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jerry m
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tell him its warmer inside then it is outside |
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MU/Diva
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If you have to ask, you can't do it! |
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sophieb
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you can tell them it's the safest place to keep their "cold" cash. |
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ed
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I knew a guy,
width the qualifications: True story
A NY wholesale clothing company had received a large shipment of men's suits form Europe. Many years ago.
They received about 200 suits with two left sleeves.
The mfg. in Europe did not know what to do with them. The cost of return, and remake would be beyond any value of the suits.
They also agreed to adjust the cost to the normal cost %, whatever price anyone could sell them for.
They told the merchant to brainstorm it and try to come up with a solution. And they did, held a sales meeting.
One salesman said he could sell them.
And he did. Every one.
If anyone is curious, email me. eejayi@yahoo.com
This is no joke, no prank, just a factual answer. I'm not a crank, or predator. I'm 78, just waiting alone for the end.
I really am curious as to how many will want to know to whom they were sold. |
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Leeloo
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Tell him it is a Bed |
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Lobosito Marino
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you tell them it's a TV |
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Swamp T
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Very wisely, like selling aluminum siding to someone
with a brick home ! "Good Luck" |
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telis_gr1
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I sold a refrigerator to an Eskimo but he wasn't living in Alaska...lol |
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Dilyan
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'the best portable iglu ever' |
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joanne
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take him out of atantica! |
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D-Train
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throw in a free ice maker |
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joe b
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That's easy. Sell them on the science of global warming first, and you won't be able to make the refrigerators fast enough. |
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Ironwood
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On line |
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PeachyPies
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You can't, they don't need one. Idiot! |
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