Scotty Doesn't Know
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It activates the self-destruct mechanism. |
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Jason
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Dude, I am sooo glad that someone has brought this to light! I defy the entire Tag Police faction to stop me. I have this thing where I absolutely HATE tags of manners. I have removed the tags off of every shirt and mattress that I own, and I tell you, I have not been harrassed. F*/* them, I do not understand why they have to put tags on absolutely everything, and I cannot understand how someone could wear a shirt with a tag on it. Even the mere sight of a tag on my bed or couch mattress makes me sick to my stomach, and them I say this: I do not need your tagged oppression. I have a dream, that one day, my children will be able to wear clothes and sleep on mattresses and not be judged by the presense of a tag!
-J. |
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FireMedic
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You better lock your doors and hide, the authorities are on their way! |
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Social_Butterfly
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Then...you're it. |
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april r
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no refund |
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dana_cox99
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read the tag... |
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mr_mcfuzz
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Your mattress will self destruct.... |
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tony's girl
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theres a bomb in the matress and if you take off the tag you low yourself off? i dunno, but ive always wondered that too... |
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helixburger
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That only applies to the seller. Give it a yank! |
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boodrow
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It's a felony offence and the Matress police will come get you |
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stickman
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if you own it nothing, if you are the seller like the tags says bad things like spending your nights with bubba |
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honest
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The police will show up at your door, strap you down and kick you in the groin. |
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creskin
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Nothing. As long as you own the mattress.
The tag is to ensure that it meets appropriate fire safety regulations for mattresses. This has to be available at the time of sale. |
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sexytrojan
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Only the consumer can pull the tag off. If the retailer pulls it off, they could go to federal camp. |
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qwerty
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This has been such a "mystery" for decades.
Somewhere around 30+ years ago, the mattress tags had simply read "do not remove under penalty of law".
It never got any clearer that the consumer (fancy word for buyer) could remove it once they purchase it. It was so the retailer (fancy word for seller) couldn't tear them off and try to sell a cheaper quality mattress at a higher mattress quality price and. The consumer would know exactly what the mattress was made of.
So the consumer (fancy word for buyer) would be scared into not removing it. |
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Joe D
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The mattress police come after you. They check every item in you house (and furniture you have donated to charity) to make sure all tags are intact.
Whatever you do, don't take the irritating tags off the neck of a T-shirt. There is a whole brigade of T-shirt police waiting to track you down. |
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Hillbillies are...
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If you look closely at those tags, they just say that the tags can't be removed until the mattress is sold. After that they're fair game.
But people never look closely. |
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Debster
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Ask Fletch! He's the one that said he was the "mattress inspector." |
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kylee762004
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the mattress people come to arrest you.
it happened to a guy me friend's cousin knows |
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madonnafan1234
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Then the tag is no longer on the mattress!!! |
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manusoccer
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the sheep come after you . . . ? |
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mak_nit_crimson
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THIS IS THE POLICE,OPEN THE DOOR,YOU ARE UNDER ARREST IN VIOLATION OF THE LAW.,,,naw,it says do not remove except by the consumer,that's you. |
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HornySmile
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u'll find a dead cockroach.. lol |
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Behind These Hazel Eyes
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Nothing, on the tag it says that it is a penalty of law if removed except the consumer. That means the store can't take it off but the consumer can. |
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