
welly boots
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Best i've seen in the shops i'm not a gynaecologist but i'll have a look. |
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Gemma G
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working for bp i always have to ask for a nectar card from the customer and i saw one saying ' NO I DONT HAVE A BL**DY NECTAR CARD' ... hmm bp should supply them to staff |
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Kernow
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If its tourist season why can't i shoot them |
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Lorre W
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It was for a repo agency and it said: "Another one rides the bus!" |
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Marie S
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i had a great t shirt once, it said "I'm so happy i could just s**t" brilliant |
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Nassah
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Procrastinators unite "tomorrow" |
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cwceroberts
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'I divorced my husband for religious differences - he thought he was God and I didn't
I have PMS and a handgun Any questions?
A young guy with 'UNEMPLOYABLE' emblazoned across his chest |
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largecar8
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My mullah went to Club Gitmo and all I got was this lousy t-shirt. |
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ron
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I bought my favourite one when I was in Thailand last year, it read on the front, "Good guys go to heaven", and on the back , "Bad guys go to Pataya", guess which one I went to? |
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suerye
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'Who are these children and why do they keep calling me mummy?'
'I'm up and dressed, what more do you want?' |
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willowGSD
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Saw a large breasted lady wearing one that said, 'Don't bother it's stay dry material!' |
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DONNAGAN
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it said, " i ran into my ex boyfriend the other day, so i backed the car up and did it again" |
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☠Hello, I Love Youâ˜
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Well normally I dont like wearing T-Shirts with the little sayings on them. My favorite one has a picture of a fire extinguisher and it says "I Put Out". |
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wpafernandez
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I have t-shirt , writing in front said I love you but then at the back of the t-shirt said i love more my self.
Second t-shirt said look but but touch. third t-shirt picture of a cobra in the front then at the back of the t-shirt is tiger. |
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Artemis Greek
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"God knows WHOdas not pay." (God knows who does not pay but when read sounds 'Judas' referring to the traitor).
Funny but meaningful. |
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king reby
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I have a shirt that says "Screw Vintage, This Shirt is From the Future" |
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juology
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If lost return to nearest bar (picture of pint below) |
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