david_morgan71
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flares work well |
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I don't believe it!
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Leave a nice little leaving present on your bosses desk, and wipe your bum with their MBA, degree, photo of kids... |
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tich1983
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booby traps, lots of! and/or the ol setting of the fire alarm trick on your last day wouldnt go amiss. a now former colleague of mine done that today! |
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Here's Danny
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Leave through the front door?
That it was I am intending to do once I leave this bastard-filled office in a couple of weeks from now.
How I loathe them all to the core of their existence. Their silly hair, their silly faces, their silly bloody laughs; God, I hate them all. |
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sanpedro
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you could try sticking a fish behind one of the radiators!
works brilliantly if you put it on top of a car engine so i can't see why it wouldn't work behind a radiator. |
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ALlieBEATDOWN
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depends on what your job is. If you work lets say at Target or something you can just scare the customers and dance all over the place. at least thats what i would do. |
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steve ronin
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years ago i was working in a shop and there was a product recall on heinz baked beans. this was nationwide because the guy who worked at the cannery changed the date print on the base of the tin to ' **** you'.
for heinz it was very embarrassing and cost heinz a fortune. |
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bmw2pete
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go see your boss with your resignation, don't give it to him just yet, ask him for a massive pay rise push your luck a little bit, make him sweat, see what he says if you don't get what you want stick your resignation on his desk and say nothing, then walk out, good luck. |
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nuclear farter
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just go quietly, i left in style near 2 years ago and its come back to haunt me i've trouble getting references now. make sure you get hand written references 1st before you tell the boss to get stuffed as he goes to shake your hand |
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Edward B
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buy some laxative choclates and hand them round |
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lmnop
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Request a meeting with your boss. Have a formal letter of resignation prepared in advance. Tell him honestly, but respectfully why you are leaving and mention in both the letter and in the conversation what you would suggest to be your last day and ask him if he might need your help a little longer, offering to work on a weekend, if necessary.
I can't stand the chicken bleep people who are scared to death to tell me something I might not want to hear. Be a man and do it the right, classy way.
I had a little coward one time who was scheduled to begin working for me on a Monday morning and just never showed up; never returned phone calls or anything. I presume he found another job with better pay, which is fine, but if I ever see him out in public, I'm going to confront him, tell him he's a coward, and suggest to him that he should be more concerned than he is about his professional reputation.
Don't be naive. Employers do talk and you don't want this soon to be former employer talking bad about you one day. |
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Sea Bass
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dont say a word , just smile all day!!! |
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louiselynn76
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buy the office cakes and the sociable ones a few drinks.
Good luck with the new job! |
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paulrb8
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have a booze up hooten-nanny... bonk the directors secretary, 4 from the typing pool.. and call your old manager a big plonka!! |
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little.lost
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join me with my company and make money for yourself, not your boss! |
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mazziatplay
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Get an ok from your boss to have pizza delivered for lunch for everyone on your last day. Thank them for their contributions to your professional growth and for their friendship. |
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Nightrider
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Some rules, if you are professional. This does not apply if you are in a low-paying mundane job.
1. Tell your boss in advance you are leaving. Say why. Do not mince words.
2. Offer to help during the notice period, of say, 2 weeks.
3. Prepare to retrain your replacement. No holds barred. Be forthright.
4. Conclude all your obligations with the company and meet with the HR.
5. Offer to take him out to lunch on the day of your leaving.
6. Give him a formal resignation letter. But, don't go into any details. Just say thanks for the opportunity in your letter.
7. Shake hands with your co workers and leave with a smile.
Leave a good impression with the ex-employer. It is always a nice gesture.
Don't forget you will need this company again in your new job. They will willingly deal with you and also, when your boss meets your new boss at a convention or a business club they will exchange notes. It is just as important to treat your ex well as it is to be with your new found employer.
I read all the "smart" answers here. They are reflecting their personal experience. It is not professional. |
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Tara
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Don't burn bridges, but... here's a good idea:
A coworker of mine put a sign from our 11th story window that read I WILL JUMP! He left various fun knickknacks around for us, too! |
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jimmyjanga
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if this is a job that you hate and people there write little letters to all and tell them what you really think about them
be carfull you may need them in the future for things
or if you like it why notarrange a party with them
then o something like streak at the end and out the door
or make out with you boss(if female or male your choice)
good luck and have fun |
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CT
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Bury your contempt for everyone and make it a day to remember. Make everyone feel like you're a great bloke and say how sad it is to leave.
Once you've got your reference for your new job you can start being straight with them.
Chris. |
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