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nsure_u | April Fool's Day is right around the corner. What is the best April Fool's Day joke to play on my boss? |
I don't want to get fired, so make it harmless. |
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BobcatChick
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IDEA #1: Hopefully he has a tape dispenser. If so, holding it upside down, gently remove that thick tape on the bottom of it. Put a piece of paper over it. Gently turn it over and put it back on your boss's desk. Then pull out the piece of paper slowly.
Then sit and wait. The next time he/she picks it up, the sand inside of it will fly everywhere. That's a classic.
IDEA #2: Change the darkness of his/her monitor so that it's completely black. Then sit and wait. It's on. He/she can't see anything. They call I.T. for help. I.T. gets there and they fix it and look at him/her like he/she's an idiot.
IDEA #3: Remove the ink from EVERY pen in his/her office. I love that one.
IDEA #4: Turn his/her phone all the way down so they can't hear it ringing. He/she will wonder all day why all the messages keep going to voicemail. |
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mickey
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Poop on his desk. |
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allie_b
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oy... i dont think that's very appropriate unless everyone who works under him/her participates.... they can't fire/black-book you all.... |
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jenwants2know
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March into his office and say 'I want a raise or I'm going to another company!!' If he says ok you deserve it, then rock on -but if he looks at you like you've gone insane, cry 'April Fools' and get the hell out of there. |
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g3010
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What ever you do make sure heshe has a sense of humor before you do what ever it is you are going to do. The Back lash has a way of getting you where you don't want it, if heshe can't take a joke. |
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mythbusters2005
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light him on fire, that would be hilarious |
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Boy_of_Destiny
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Get everybody in on this one and it will be great! Ok get everbody to fake like there gonna quit and then have everybody go tell him at five minute intervels, then get his wife/girlfriend to invinte him out to dinner at her house and have everybody suprise him there! |
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Dream Scourge
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Get everyone in the company to stay at home and set their answer machines to answer with "April Fool.. see you tomorrow" :) |
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spookmeat
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Switch a few keys around on his computer keyboard. |
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armanib0y56
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HaHA tell him that u want to buy out the corporation and promote him to janitor...or just tell him that like you seen him at a strip club or siome **** |
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I'M Batman
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Slash his tires. |
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romanyvardo
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This only works if the boss tends to come in a little earlier than everyone else. My office did this and it was successful.
Organize a bunch of your co-workers and very early or the night before call in to the boss' voice mail and call in sick. The boss will come in and start listening to messsages and will eventually "get it", but for a few minutes will totally panic. You will all show up soon enough at the regular time, but boss will wonder if part of the Joke is that you are REALLY all not coming in. |
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