forex
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for 1 day off - stomach flu
for more than 2 days off - pink eye
1 month or more - back injury |
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debjim98
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pink eye and head lice are great excuses. Nobody wants to chance being around you if they might catch something more embarrassing than a cold, and pink eye doesn't require you to act sick on the phone. |
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brandonjones@swbell.net
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explosive diarrhea |
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isis
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If you secretly own the store any excuse works just fine
If you dont, no excuse works. You are a working machine. If the machine doesnt work, a new one is acquired |
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TheGeneral
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My fricken car wouldnt start, my dog ran away,wife went in labor last night,i got mugged last night, mom got rushed to the hospital,flat tire no spare, use your imagination. Go blue beat the buckeyes for the sake of Bo Schembechler. |
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jemie
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stomach ache!
cheers!
JEMIE http://www.freedom.ws/myfamilybiz |
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silence_fearer
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"My dog licked my nuts and i got warts"
"I was giving oral to my mom, and I bit my tongue and then it got infected"
"Flu"
"Cold"
"Mad Cow"
"Ebola"(make sure to put ketchup in your ears and eyes)
"Hemophilia"
"I spent 12 hours listening to Tim McGraw and threw up"
"I was waiting for the Wii to come out"
"I was attacked by a herd of wild naked people"
"I got lost in Outback Steakhouse"
"I got lost in Hollister"
"I saw a Donkey Show"
"I got my head stuck in the toilet"
"A beaver bit my nipple off"
"One Word: Oprah"
"It was 'The Best Ever' and i had to stay up all night"
Is that good enough for you? |
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bush-deathgrip
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funeral.....nobody dares ask you any questions |
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steph030772@sbcglobal.net
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Tell your employer that you are mentally ill from work and then be sure to go to your doctor and boo hoo and get an excuse notice and make sure you tell the doctor to provide you with additional time off. Ask your employer if you can use your FMLA days. |
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Weatherman
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Tell them you were run down by a herd of rollerblading elephants wearing pink tutus.
Never worked for me but you never know, might work for you. |
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alanpks4
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You have to change the air in your tires.
You were busy having sex.
I was out becasue I was out. It's none of your business.
These may get you fired, but they're not really bad excuses. |
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