Would really appreciate a mature answer to this as I`ve been trying to resolve it for many years. I love women and they like me but they can turn on you in a New York minute leaving the poor man ...
That same thing happened to my cousin last night while we were in the country. Here are the napkins i went to fetch. REMEBER don't use a lot as they might clog the toilet.
ziggy bulldust
just clean yourself on her face cloth
taketwo
where do you keep it?
Bruza 17/uk
better keep that one to your self mate
bob b
either you have tinternet in your sh**house, which, lets face it, is a bit weird. Or you now have a inter-butt-cheek mud cake. Assuming the latter, i suggest you get into a large potato sack ( to hide your brown-greased backside and pants round ankles) hop down to your local convienience store and purchase some bog roll, have a good cleanse. However, should you have been waiting a long time for this answer, i imagine your buttcake has crisped over. In this, more serious, situation i propose that you follow instructions as above but substitute convenience store for hardware store and also bog roll for coarse grit sandpaper. Give your pinky brown peach a jolly good rubbing down.
Let me know if this helps, thanks
Millsy
Isnt that what her toothbrush is for? She shouldnt have gone out with women work to do anyway.
Amanda R
Ok be there soon lol
wtfnmy22
how are you typing??? have u got ur laptop on while your taking a dump??? thats just wrong
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