Free points!!! Come n' get 'em!!! Do you want them?

He, he, he, he, he, don't I have a sense of humor?

gee thanks.... do you know any other tricks ? ...lol..

Yes you do. Great sense of humor. Thanks for the points.

Your humor is as dull as...

My goodness. It's SPAMmers like you guys that screw up Answers. I've been seeing too many posts like these, and I think we sohuld be doing more to prevent these questions from cluttering up the place. Now, I'm not saying everyone has to be perfect, but questions like these? Unacceptable.

And, no. Your sense of humor ****s

I want!!!!! Iwant 10!10!10!
Please give me some 10 points!!!!

Yes, thanks for the points!

Sure I will take them! May you have the luck of the Irish.

Yes you do , but thanks cuz I earned 2 points,and you just lost 5.But that's how you play the game.

you just asked my favorite question ever !!!! :+)

ok I'm taking them you sure you don't wanna change you mind?

Give 'em to me!!! Or I will beat you down!!!

lol..yea u got a sense of humor...thanx for da point can i get 10???ill give u a joke or a few..here u go!enjoy!

A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with
her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her
boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for
the first time.
* * * * * * * * * *
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes
a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the
boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know
about condoms and sex.
* * * * * * * * * *
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like
to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family
pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time
and all.
* * * * * * * * * *
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his
girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents,
come on in!"
* * * * * * * * * *
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's
parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his
head.
* * * * * * * * * *
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head
down.
* * * * * * * * * *
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
* * * * * * * * * *
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over
and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
* * * * * * * * * *
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a
pharmacist."

White man, Black man, Chinese man. They were all in hell. Satan said," If you let me melt your d ick in my hand I"ll send you to Heaven." They said OK, so the white man placed his d ick in Satans hand, and it melted, so he went to heaven. The Chinese man placed his d ick in Satans hand and it melted, so he went to heaven. Then the black man placed his d ick in Satans hand and it DIDN'T melt. So then Satan got mad and asked him "Why won't it melt?" The black guy smiled and replied, "Chocalate melts in your mouth and not in your hand."

I am a Bomarr Monk, living in the basement of Jabba's Palace.

You sure do have a sense of humor. Thanks for the free points! I am lucky I came across your post!

Well, You must if you have an id kkk. I mean really if you dont have a sense of humor how do you look in the mirror everyday and take a leak.

No. You do not have a sense of humor, but thanks for the points.

Well...since I'm bored...wanna hear some jokes??? Well, TOO BAD! You're gonna hear 'em anyway! ;p

There was a priest who went to visit an old blind woman. They were talking quite awhile when the priest asked if he could have some of the dear lady’s nuts.
“Why, sure!” she cried, and the priest helped himself. It wasn’t long, however, before he realized, why, he’d eaten all her nuts!
“My dear lady,” he said, “I am so sorry, for it seems that I have eaten all your nuts.”
“Oh, that’s all right, dearie!” she exclaimed. “For you see, since my teeth fell out, I haven’t been able to do anything but suck all the chocolate off of them.”

Here’s another joke...
A high school teacher stood at the front of the room and said to all his freshmen sarcastically, “If there are any idiots in here, please stand up.”
For awhile no one stood up. Finally one boy nervously stood up.
“And why, sir, do you think you’re an idiot?” the teacher asked.
“Well, I don’t,” the student replied. “I just hated seeing you standing there all by yourself.”

There was a blonde, a red-head, and a brunette and the pilot all on a plane. Suddenly the aircraft began to go down, and the pilot ordered them to grab the parachutes. They only had three.
The red-head grabbed one and jumped.
The blonde grabbed one and jumped.
It was only the pilot and the brunette left.
“Save yourself!” called the pilot.
“That won’t be necessary,” the brunette replied. “You see, the blonde grabbed my bag.”

There was a black man, a white man, and a Chinese man. They wanted to see who could swim the farthest. The white man swam 50 laps. The black man swam 100 laps. The Chinese man swam 500 laps.
“Wow!” the men cried to the Chinese man. “How do you do that?!”
The Chinese man replied, “Me so good, me so fast, me let out a lot of gas!”

A teacher told her kindergarten student, “Tomorrow tell me the first five letters of the alphabet.” So the student went home and asked his younger brother the first letter of the alphabet.
“Vroom, vroom!” his brother yelled.
The student asked his older sister the second letter of the alphabet.
“Go away, I’m doing my homework!”
So the student asked his older brother the third letter of the alphabet.
“Batman! Batman!”
The student then went back downstairs and asked his dad what the fourth letter of the alphabet was.
“Shut up,” his dad said.
So the student asked his mom what the fifth letter of the alphabet was.
“Plug it in, plug it in!”
The next day at school, the teacher called the student to her desk. “Well,” she said, “what are the first five letters of the alphabet?”
“Vroom, vroom!” the student said.
“Excuse me?” said the teacher.
“Go away, I’m doing my homework!” the student said calmly.
“Do you want to go to the principal’s office?” she demanded.
“Batman! Batman!” cried the student.
So he was sent to the office.
“Well, sonny,” said the principal, “what have you done?”
“Shut up,” said the student.
“Would you like to go to the electric chair!” the angry principal shouted.
“Plug it in, plug it in!”

There was a man and his wife.. The man farted a lot, so the wife told him, "One of these days you're going to fart out your intestines!" But the husband kept farting.
One day when the wife was preparing chicken for supper, she took the intestines and put them in her husband's underwear for the next day.
The next day her husband screamed, "Honey, you were right! I did fart out my intestines! But luckily I got them back in again!"

thanks for the 2 points

they are kinda free points when you answer the question, you can just answer a question with akuna matata and youll get pionts.

No, not really. But, if you insist... ;)

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