gregorywer
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My name is Greg remember it cause you will be screaming it later..... |
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QueenofSummertime
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Wanna ****?
Sad but true, someone tried it on me once. Didn't work, incase you didn't guess. |
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Benji Man
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Are those space pants you're wearing?
Cause your butt is out of this world.
That shirt is very becoming on you, of course if I was on you I'd be ****** too. |
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Pete V
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Is that a ladder in your tights? or is it a stairway to heaven?
& yea, I know the feeling - I'm bored too.
Is that a ladder in your tights...? ;) |
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alias_dictus_tony
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Well I don't know about lame but this is kind of funny.
I have a female freind who was asked once by a guy, "Do you s-w-a-l-l-o-w?"
Her reply was, "No, I gargle."
I can't beleive Yahoo made me spell out swallow that way. |
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popsie
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This is my phone number, call me. |
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airangel54
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I've heard "baby your legs are going to sore tomorrow" to that i asked "why" the reply was "because your going to walk around in my dreams all night long"
The other was "i sure would like to talk to you sometime, but i do my best talking while i'm lying down" |
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ZX88
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do u like sex.....i like sex....lets go out. |
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smart
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I always liked, "Unf, can you slap me in the face now so we get this over with quicker?"
But, the worst/best I ever heard was: "Baby, you're like a cake... Wanna know why... Because I want to" -- and then you fill in the rest |
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duc602
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roses are red violets are blue . i love peanut butter lets f--- |
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vaughan081
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I'm sure we were friends in a previous life time. Want to catch up on old times!! |
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id_ego86
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wanna do me? |
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pabbi
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come dear shall we go to class room. |
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scotty g
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Is it hot in here or just you? |
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billwarner32
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hey cutie how are you doing? |
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chrismwilliams
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In honor of St. Patrick's Day...
Do you have any Irish in you? Want some??? |
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Fishie
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Name is Bond, Brooke Bond.
hehehehehehehehehe |
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DX
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uuhh, wanna go out?? |
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tri_ad_counsel
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If looking sexy were a sin you'd have no chance for heaven or girl you know in other culture's a woman with with your beauty is worshiped like a goddess |
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