
medolfan1313
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Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall,
down at his local shopping mall,
when he spotted a Sheila 6 feet tall,
who said, "Here's my number Mate, give me a call!" |
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dreamsong67
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty did nothing at all
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Said "look at that lazy bastard, stoned out of his mind again!" |
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neparis2001
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty flaunted his gall.
Sadly for Humpty as down the levees he rambled.
Mayor Nagin's inactions left poor Humpty SCRAMBLED... |
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candie_sanders
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HUMPTY DUMPTY broke his balls |
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?Mr:Question?
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and watched the plumpy cat crawll |
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shail_slim
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and that wall is great wall of china
now the question is how will he come down...
: )
i know it is not going with ur lines.
so plz forgive me. |
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duc602
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humpty dumpty sat on the wall humpthy dumpty sat on his balls humpty dumpty jumped off the wall crashing his gigantic balls. all the kings men couldnt put the son of a b-i-t-c-h- together again. so they left him there writhing in pain. |
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MRJS
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...wondering if he's high enough up to end it all. |
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Lin ♥ J Thinker
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humpty dumpty was so dammm drunk he had a great fall... |
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catty blond
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.... HUMPTY DUMPTY had a phone call
when he answered the call, he had a great fall,
then HUMPTY DUMPTY was made the best scrambled egg
sold in the stall. |
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enzyme304
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He fell and died of shell shock. Or, he fell and all the kings horses and all the king's men had scrambled eggs. Get the yolk? I crack myself up. |
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BABy
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Who is Humpty Dumpty???
Will he play with me if i will be a GOOD BABY??? |
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flossintru
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humpty dumpty sat on the wall
humpty dumpty had a great fall
so all the king's horse and all the king's men humped mr dumpty once again |
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beccarobinsondd
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when he made a phone call |
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luka
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hey Shayla e-mail me.pulled on the strings and fell on the floor |
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minxee2002
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humpty dumpty sat on a wall
humpty dumpty had a great fall
all the kings horses and all the kings men
couldnt have eggs for breakfast again |
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special_friend_egg
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about to end his life when he got a call |
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joe
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Humpty Dumpty your phone is ringing, you have a call |
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wan2bbad2000
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If there's a lesson to be learned about living on the edge...it's you better be careful if your living on a ledge!!! :) |
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