solo
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Sing the Ompa loompa song from Willie Wonka and ask them if they would like to come see your factory ... I doubt many folks would turn their back on you after that. |
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Jen B
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cough and splutter lots and then tell the people in front about how you may have an incurable disease. That'll get them moving. |
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moomoo
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Put on a balaclava |
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steve adams
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start trying to hug them |
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Catfishchic
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You can't! |
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Kaia
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Sing loudly and off key.
Talk to yourself...about yourself.
Hit yourself on the head and say "No No..I don't want to talk to you. Go away" |
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nobody
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you cant , simple as that you just have to wait patiently like the rest of us and bite your tounge,funny how it always happens when youre in a hurry too. |
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renato24d
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yell bomb |
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mdfalco71
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Tazer works for me :o) If you're quick about it, that's pretty subtle. |
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lizarddd
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Find another cash machine you moaning git! lol |
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Delora Gloria
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The only way to shorten the line in front of you is for me to stand in the line next to it. That line will immediately become the slowest. |
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Coley
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have a big grin on face, llaugh to yourself often then burst out with a random word whilst shaking your head and looking at the floor, be a classic nut, they soon scarper |
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whitewolf
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YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO GET PEOPLE TO HURRY-UP ON THAT ISSUE..ALOT OF THEM ARE CHECKING THEIR RECEIPT,OR COUNTING THEIR MONEY..IF YOU WERE TO GET ROBBED AT ONE OF TH OSES MACHINES PR IT DIDN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT AMOUNT I THINK YOU WOULD BE A LITTLE SLOWER THERE TO LIKE THE REST OF US |
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shockwave
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a swift kick in the pants should do it |
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adpeucom
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Mace!!! works a treat - otherwise shout "Osama Bin Ladin is God!!" - Not sure what you'll do after being jumped on by about 30 cops though... ;) grin... |
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Crash
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scratch and complain about mites or sniff and cough lots mumbling to yourself about how you're bloody wife/sister/brother must have given you the flu. |
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oohbetty
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Oh you poor diddums. How dare they do that to you! LOL.
People lack patience nowadays and that's the most irritating thing in this world. Maybe I'll stand behind you at a cash machine annoyingly as you are checking your money/balance whatever. Don't you have anything better to worry about you loser?! |
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Mo D
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make a loud fart and start laughing hysterically |
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