How do I become a billionaire in a hurry ?

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Without getting a job or getting up early in the morning !!

Here are the ten steps to becoming a billionare:

1. Jump off the Empire State building with no parachute, in front of a lot of witnesses and live to tell about it.

2. Go on an expedition that is looking for Great White Sharks. When the expedition finds a large group of them, cut your leg with a big knife and jump in the water with them. Kill all the sharks as they attack and come out of the water unharmed. Again, make sure there are plenty of witnesses...

3. Film yourself getting hit in the nuts over and over in various ways for an hour straight. Send the tape to the Guiness Book of World Records and to America's Funniest Home Videos. Collect the 1st place prize money.

4. Hire a Discovery Channel camera crew to film you as you swim from Boston to Liverpool, England wearing a five button Beatle suit so that you make a big entrance upon arrival in the birth city of the Fab Four.

5. Use your new found fame from all the above activities to get yourself on every reality show that'll have you.

6. Use your reality show fame to land real acting gigs.

7. Use your acting gigs to build an endorsement empire of yourself. (You should have at least millions if not billions by now...)

8. Use all of your new found fame and fortune to buy into Trump's inner circle.

9. Start buying all of Trump's dying endeavors (under an assumed name so you don't have the Donald coming after you) and then help him "re-invest" in them when you make them cash cows.

10. Now that you have more money than Trump, tell him HE'S fired and become the next obnoxious billionare!

Sell all your organs and successfully invest the money you received from the sale in high risk investments.

Invent something useful that will earn just one dollar from 1 out of every 6 people in the world. Patent it, sell it, voila. 1 billion dollars in your pocket.

get an idea(like that scooter that folds and is very light and has rollerbalde wheels)make it market it and and if people go nuts for it your rich

but i wont buy what ever you sell hahahhahahaha

I don't know ,but when you find out how let me know!!!!!!!!!

Start a corporation by issuing 1 million shares at @$25 bucks each. Without losing any money grow the corporation exponentially so the original shares grow to @$25,000 dollars each.

With that kind of growth you could manage to pocket a billion dollars while making others wealthy also.

There is no room for mistakes or lost money, if so you do not pass go or collect $200 dollars. Go straight to jail with a 50 year sentence for investment fraud.

Now roll the dice and make it happen GO!

[singing] its so easy to make a billion dollars!
its so easy to make a billion dollars!
its so easy, its so greazy!
yeah baby!

First; get a billion dollars...

If someone knows could you let me know too...Thanks

Take 10 billion dollars and invest it in Ford motor company

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