Always Right
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Just go over to Afghnistan. Good Luck!
Actually, come to think of it, you look a little chubby for Al Qaeda. They probably couldn't get the bomb belt to fit around you. Maybe you can sign up to be a concubine. |
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salcedo
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Head over to the Afganistan/Pakistan border, and run up and down with some burning U.S. Flags. They'll find you! |
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cjones
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GET A LIFE! seriously, what part of that question do you find funny. I dont, for the people who have lost loved ones because of this whole mess you should be ashamed and embarassed, and if this wasnt a joke, then you can go to #&**% with all the other terrorists! |
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messyaheadup
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ouch.......I'd get a new IP address if I was you bud. |
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racingcowboy58
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Heyyyy!! Nail the sucker as an inside job! Brilliant, dude! |
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cdf-rom
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Cut your throat and wait. If he's not already there, he'll be along shortly.... |
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kat18727
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call satan |
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Huppyfluppy
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osama.bin-laden@bikinibottom.com |
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david_shurn@sbcglobal.net
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There is DEFINATELY something wrong with u! |
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drunken pumpkin
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hows about i stapple an american flag up your @$$ & we mail you fist class down there. oh, & if you manage to survive, give osama my regards <BY KIVKING HIM MULTIPLE TIMES BETWEEN THE LEGS WITH STEEL TOE BOOTS!!!!> |
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ganja_claus
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By stopping to look for him on the bottom of your bottles ;) |
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Smudgeward
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al qaeda originated and are based in Saudi Arabia but we have long-term contracts w. them so are looking elsewhere. Osama would only use you. |
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become a terrorist in Afganistan. |
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Bungie
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I bet ya a million bucks you don't go to school, why else would you spout all the posts you have done when there is kids in here. So you need attention little boy "Baby, Baby, su-k your thumb, don't forget your bubble gum" grow up!! |
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margarita
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3rd cave on the left. Ask for Bin. |
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Chad
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I would email him at Osama@binladen.com or call him at 867-5309 |
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El Pollo Diablo
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I have his address and phone number. 123 Cave Drive. It's offa Rhode Street. El Pollo Diablo is good like that. |
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badotisthecat
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You can sign up for al qaeda but it's a long application process, there's lots of red tape and the fringe benefits really suck. |
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jamjells
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Good question. You really can't. Its your lot in life to be one race that will never get within feet of him ever. I'm sorry you have such a dream or want. You would get maybe to the country he is in, but that's as good as it's going to get. Try craigslist. |
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jesom
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he is working at wendy's down on 4th & main |
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ilOVeShAnE
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there is something wrong w/ u. |
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GUNSLINGER
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JOIN THE ARMY!!!!!!!!!! |
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M.J.S
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How dont u find him...? |
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Cheese Ranger
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I wouldn't do it personally. They've got a really crap pension scheme and the hours are scandalous. |
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laketahoebear
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Don't cLL US ANYMORE.....WE'LL BE CALLING ON YOU. thanx for yur mess'g. LTB |
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franklin
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You need to go to osama.org and download the application.
mehat mecoat meshoe |
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radianceofperdition
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Spread slander about his goat. |
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♥K::A::T::I::E♥
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call the president. There both real good buddies!!l.o.l! |
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Trey45
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Go to ANY mosque, convert to islam, sign up for your bomb belt and you're set. |
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