zen
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Throw raw eggs out the window? |
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midwestern_crafts
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well if you pull the fur off the cat he will claw you and do you dare do it |
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V
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choke on a hair ball? |
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answerator
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If the hair is truly harmless, then your quest is impossible. |
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pinkstealth
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Is this like a goal. |
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♥jessica♥
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you can't, that is why it is called harmless...enless...nevermind....never should have thought that... |
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2X97cobra
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Now, you are talking my language. Where were you when I asked a simple surreal question?
In the eye of the beholder is the answer that you seek...When using symbols, a man sets forth those interpreting the symbols on a journey…one should be happy with the destinations brought about by the mind’s eye’s interpretations.
It could be a spot on your soul...an unforgivable sin that you found yourself commit in your naivety.
You could be stuck with a paradoxical situation in your attempts, alone in your nakedness with just the simple cat hair (all that you have left from Fluffy). You could find yourself in a situation of contemplating disparity between what is and what should never be.
If the cat hair is just a passing thought, one that you shed and move on from, I don’t think that you can cause harm to yourself…but if you are talking about this “cat hair” tomorrow, you might begin to find it your obsession…That can cause harm to a man.
Posing this question to those of weak minds can cause harm in their wasting their time on a “cat hair”, tormenting them into a tizzy (stress being one of the leading causes of heart disease)... |
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NoFearIamHere
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Crap, Okay I am going to drive off a cliff. I hope your happy. |
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banshee_370
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im lovin the tiger one but i would say that you could cover the hair with gel...repeatedly....until its rock solid...then hairspray.....then when your sure ittl work...stab yourself in the eye...then you'll die...and everybody will laugh and giggle at your demise...and flowers will be sent to your aunt miranda because your mom overdosed on pain killers 3 days after you were born and your father pretended to have a heart attack but ended up with a cute little asian girl in botswana with a new name and new family..........and after your aunt inherets all your goods: the pack of marbles, ky jelly, a dead goose, a large collection of cat hair, and a blow up doll oddly resembling Jim Carey, she will finally be able to move back to her home town where you used to live until your death. then everybody will be happy......or maybe its all backwards and we're all retarded and your the special one....you keep thinkin that junior |
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gypsyiiiis
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Obviously you have never gotten a "harmless" cat hair stuck in your foot. |
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Josh
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Snort it...kind of like the crack you were on when you wrote this question. |
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dan_hatt
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try to place the harmless hair in an electric socket with your hands. using tweezers. |
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tootootoo
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Try to write a poetry depicting Your deepest emotions about harmlessnes of cat hair. Keep it simple and not longer than 450 pages. Then drop Your freshly printed book on Your foot and say "Ouch!".
Hope this helps :) |
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diddy
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I'll go with the tiger one!! |
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jelly_bean.11990
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i do not understand the question, oh F.Y.I., i'm NOT giving life becuz of some person's crappy question. |
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Lara fan
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well what kind of cat are you talking about :) I wont say much more on that, dont want to offend any one....
I guess we dont have much of an imagination, but if it is a harmeless cat hair then it cant hurt you can it!!!! but I go with the tiger, most reasonable answer |
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babygirl
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i dont have to give on life becuz i dont understand the question and becuz u think so! and that is wierd, how the hell can u hurt urself with a cat's hair? U TELL ME! |
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webman
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there isn't anything that will cause me to give up on life,especially something this deep as you call it. I don't even know why I'm still alive after totalling off a tractor trailer back in 1975 and walked away.I thank God I did,I have 2 wonderful sons now,the most important symbols in my life.still pondering the cat hair? |
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hulkerino1
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By plucking it out of the tiger. |
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curiousgirl
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swallow some...you'll have to have surgery later cause hair doesn't digest... |
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burex
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put the cat hair in your eye and wash it of with hydrochloric acid....the rest i leave to your demented imagination. |
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michl979
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umm allergies? |
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