Help???
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You need Jesus! Get help! |
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flutterinbutterfly
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Come down on your asking price. :) |
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webjnke1
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lol What's the going rate for a soul these days? |
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yogabbagabba
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eBay |
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Mrs.Mine
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Why not commit one of the ten commandments...or better yet, commit all of them? It's your life I guess... |
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nemesis60145
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your soul already belongs to him, hence you (and everyone else) has urges to sin against God. you can be assured of an eternal home in heaven when you ask the Lord to come into your life to know you, to love you like a child and to carry you thru this life and into the next.
Ask God (prey) to make Himself known to you. Upon receiving Him, you will be immediately forgiven of your sins and be made right with the Living God for all eternity. |
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sandcastle
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wow
thats sad!
do crack |
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TheAmberOtter
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become a catholic priest and pray everyday to become the pope. |
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Liza
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Lol...Man you are looking for trouble with this question. |
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boston857
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Ask for 10% down payment at a rate of 30% APR compunded amortized over Infinity with monthly Principal and Interest payments due for period of ownership. If the proceeds don't buy your way into heaven nothing can save you....LOL! |
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tiffiek
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Become a politician. |
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mand
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Sell it on E-Bay
Forget the Devil, sell it to the highest bidder
(LOL - Santana10's answer - love the Simpsons) |
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dionysos
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i think he wont this type of souls ;) |
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eimie
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eat a forbidden doughnut. |
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salsero
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I think you have to call his broker and set up a meeting for a presentation. I'd go with PowerPoint, personally. Just don't go overboard on the little animations (typing sounds as "my soul comes complete with..." slowly appears on the screen...). |
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garryfield
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invocation in a cross-road, killing a white roster and dancing all covered with its' blood |
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porncrackdownunit
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its not your soul to give it belongs to jesus already. |
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sidneygirl
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u don't |
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will.pwns
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get married to a vain woman. |
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play5tatn
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put it on EBAY |
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beebee
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you'r already sold |
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mrpv1969
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list it in the classifieds |
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YdoIhav2getMarried?
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Call him and ask him. The Devil does not have a cell phone, use the Ouija Board. |
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