maria
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find a realy good looking drag queen and hook him up dont let him know its you though call the drag queen act like you r your boss so the queen thinks it s your boss tell the queen you love to have sex with him tell him you want to see him decribe the way your boss look and what he,ll be wearing and where to meet on the other hand have your girl friend call ur boss and tell hm that she wants a night alone with him have her tell him what to where and where to meet |
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Malgorzata B
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If he is verbally abusive to you you should report him. I bet you have witnesses for that and if not just record him (nowadays it is so easy).
If that is not an option than just ignore him. I know it is hard sometimes but if you won't respond to his behaviour he will eventually get bored of bothering you and move on to somebody else. |
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Jamie McC
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stare at him open ur mouth and go
go screw urslfe
thts how u do it. . . literally
other ways, turn up bang on 9! and out the door bang on 5, show no commitment!!
i assume ur still in work at the moment?? well make this ur last day of working late
automaticaly assuming u workl 9 2 5 lol but u get the drift:D |
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n0sleep
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make a sing and put it at his dor and mabe he won;t find out it was u :P |
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leave. |
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katydint
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Of course you can't bark at him, you'll be giving him the easiest treat: firing you.
Please, search and find another job. When you've secured it, give him a few days notice. BUT- part on good terms so he doesn't diss you when any future reference checks call in.
Weeny head, huh? |
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coachfolds
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That is easy, but first you have to figure out who really is causing the problem. Are you actually incompetent (no offense at all) at certain things or is your boss really just exagerating everything. Does he do this to other people? He may talk to everybody like this which probably means he has stress issues.
Either way, your boss definately needs to be told that he shouldnt insult you like that. But at the same time if he is partially correct in the points he makes to you then you must concede that you need to work on improving your skills.
But if you tend to do a lot of work that he takes credit for be it in promotion or collects the profit from, then you should try and find out who his boss is and speak to them. If he is the owner then he may need you more than he lets on which means that you should be able to match his over-the-top ego and put him in his place by pointing out all the stupid things he does.
If he whines that much though and does so with no basis at all, he is extremly stressed, concerned with his own performance, and most likely not confident in his own work habit which gives you a much safer position to fire back with the same kinds of quips that he does. Just make sure that what you say back isnt as idiotic and unfounded as what he says. |
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long live the dream
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you dont have to politely tell him to do that. if he is cussing you out and calling you stupid, you may have grounds for a lawsuit for workplace harassment. i would seek some legal advice in your area. if you can sue the pants off of him. i am currently suing my employer for disability discrimination. good luck. |
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hugfkd h
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Tell him that he's putting you under too much pressure and it's really upsetting, then when he says "Ok" say: So stop annoying me when im working Dammnit! |
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Dr. Deth
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you can't and if he fired you for saying it, you might not get unemployment benefits, so start looking for another job and when you have on secured - tell him whatever you want |
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blueeyes
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Hang in there....get a newspaper.....find another place to work...give 2 wks notice....smile......walk out the door. never burn a bridge......with an attitude your boss has it probably wont matter if you leave or not.....one cannot work under duress such as your situation.....I know...I been there and done that.......good luck |
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crazykiaray23
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dont' you wish there was a way you could do that? you see you can't have it all...why don't you work your way up & be his boss somehow or be more successful then him & then my friend you can tell anyone to go screw themselves. =] |
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Skylight
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Find a better job if this one isn't working out.
What's the point in telling someone off, they will just come back with something, most do some can ignore it. |
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Esmerelda
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You can't. That's insubordination and its legal grounds for firing.
So start looking for another position where you can be comfortable for 8 hours a day instead of annoyed. |
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m_c_m_a_n
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If you are smarter than him and can pull off very dry, obscure and disguised insults then you would probably already know what to do.
Otherwise I don't see it happening. |
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Mr. Prefect
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You have only 2 choices, stay there and bite your tongue, or move on. |
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claudiacake
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There is no polite way to tell someone to go screw themselves, and it wouldn't be very gratifying if there was. What is more important to you, your job, or the satisfaction of telling this guy to jerk off? Decide that, then act accordingly. |
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BT
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You can't do it without losing your job. That why he is YOUR boss and not the other way around. If I was you, I would find another job before telling your boss to go screw himself. |
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elvlayarvvi fEisty wife and mom
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hmmm... if he's telling people they are stupid he can lose his job, lol! tell on him, that's a good way to tell him to screw himself, lmao =) that, or just call his house and tell him during off duty hours, lololol...!!! =) |
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Snake_Lover
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I wish I new how haha
just tell him he is making you feel bad...maybe he will stop |
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