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How do you get down from an elephant?

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I wanted to list this in "jokes" or "humor" but couldn't find the category.
                     
 




jazzbabe1616
you don't, you get down from a goose.


shorty
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y r u stuck on one rite now if so then ride over to someone and ask for help and a million dollas lol


Ramona
You could get on a tall platform beside the elephant.

You could also have someone inflate a large moon-bounce thing (like at carnivals) and you could jump onto it.


Petcreatures78
Most riding elephants are trained to kneel on command making the drop less drastic. You dismount as you would do a horse. If the elephant doesn't kneel, hopefully you can steer him/her to an embankment or large rock.


<>< fishy_gal ><&
well,the elephant either gets down on its nees and u slide off or theres these stairs u go down


Amlilke
I would recommend getting down from an elephant very carefully. Our neighbors were circus performers years ago, & they would have an elephant at their residence, once in awhile. I recall them having a small step stool at the elephant's side to slide down to.


CALAVA
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very very carefully


grumpykiwi
This brings back so many memories, drunken night in Bangkok, waking up to a beautiful Thailand morning on an elephant. Suggest you do what i did, drink more booze, you know you'll end up somewhere else by the time you sober up.


Amandy
jump


recalltotal001
It took me a long time before I learned how to get down with an elephant. They don't dance very well, and they tend to step on your feet, so be careful. I recommend hanging on to the animal's trunk and dancing around it. Elephants are slow and have no rhythm whatsoever.


justathought
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was that down on or down off


Loobyloo
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i think you probably shuold ask how do you get up on to an elephant. getting down is much easier.


oli1346
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you can either jump or climb down with your hands hanging from the top of the elephant.


bravo1200
usually the elephant gets down on his knees. at this point you slide off.


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