Dave
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Even though it might be a dirty trick, tell them you booked them First Class when in fact you only got them coach tickets. Also tell them that the in-flight movie will be Moo Better Blues, when it's actually Chicken Run. |
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a kinder, gentler me
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You really need a cowtapult for that...it's a quick flight - rather messy landing - if you really are attached to your cow, you might not want to try it. |
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The Bearded One
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This is sick, or was... But cows are all over up here in so. Idaho... outside of Pocatello a few kids made a (sorry for slaughtering this word...) Trebuche'... And launched all kinds of things like toilets, motors, and yes... a dead cow... It was awesome to see a cow fly 80 yards through the air... They were forced to take it apart due to some safety concerns. But there for some time every saturday around 10AM the launch was on... total blast.
Only other idea is RedBull... I figure a case should do it.
*edit* Pocatello is not too far from Preston Idaho. Nap TNT's home... "Sweeeeet!" |
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DramaGuy
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A cow launcher works for me. |
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dj_synical
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change what kind of grass you allow your cows to graze upon and only feed them at 4:20.... |
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larylz70
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cross breed them with a large flying bird |
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Man.With.A.Plan
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Mooove them to an airplane farm. |
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King of the Net
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I have a cow too. Just give him a shower of warm water and it will work wonder. Just Try it. |
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ZedNeon
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Actually if you can still get 'em to poop "and stuff" you're in great shape. ...Just attach a big expandable balloon to their *rear apparatus*, collect the promptly emitted gases and soon they'll be flying high. ...Good Luck! |
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(hans-a)bur
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praying is the best solution :)) |
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risky_1986
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grab tinkerbell n shake some of her fairy dust onto ur cows... perhaps, they may fly... |
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?
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I like Dave's answer.
I have found they generally enjoy flying more when properly motivated, so I dose their water with magic mushrooms and put on some Dead.
Usually gets me flying anyway... |
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clytndn
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What on Earth would you use a flying cow for!? Besides....if they can jump over the Moon isn't that good enough??? |
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Styloroc
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Some frigging LDS drops into the water!!!
They will fly.... |
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