Marianne_not_Ginger™
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Ok ask for a Big Mac......but don't just ask for the Big Mac.....you have to sing the old song:
♫ Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onion, on a sesame seed bun. ♫
Then ask them if they can substitute tator tots for fries. Now, listen....they're going to tell you that you can't get tots there but that you can go to Sonic for those. You just ignore that and tell them that if they want your business they need to run to Sonic for you and get you some tots while you wait. (Honkers will love this!)
Next....order a snapple. Now there are only a million different flavors of Snapple so I strongly suggest you order each and every one by name just to make sure you don't leave a single flavor out because it would just be such a shame if you didn't get exactly what you wanted. (Has the guy behind you started using profanities yet?)
For dessert, don't you dare settle for a parfait or an apple pie. Ask for Chocolate Mousse. I really think it is time that Mickey D's realizes its clientele is a higher class of eater and they must conform to what the public demands. This'll do the trick.
Now stand your ground Stinky.....we're all behind you! Ok no, not honking...... |
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Pastor Dave
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If I were in your situation, I would make it my priority to improve my relationship with the people behind me. They've been waiting for 4 days now, and there's a good chance that they're not having positive thoughts about you. You should take responsibility for your actions, get out of the car and apologize to them.
Perhaps you could right the situation by buying an extra large order of fries and sharing it with them all. |
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StupendousMan
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Go with the salad. , I am not sure you eat meat.
ask for a large soda
and repeat "To-Go", "To-Go" at the drive thru. |
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Lady Lara Croft
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Go to Burger King, its better.
You have a choice between onion rings & fries. |
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Juby
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Nothing, get the heck outta there! Didn't you see Super-size Me? |
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practicallie_sane
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well, 18 hours later, I know you are waiting for me to answer (j/k) i think you should just get out of your car and ask first what everyones favorite thing to eat is, then get back in, order something totally different, then climb out again and ask if anyone has any money, I bet ppl will be throwing it at you to get you to move. lol. of course when you get to the window that you pay at you have to flirt with whoever is there (i can tell by your pic that they will totally dig that) then when you get around to moving again, jump out again, slash your own tires, and scream you have a flat. Then when you finally get to the window, start having a nervous breakdown because that is definitly not what you ordered, then (if they haven't called the police yet) when they get you whatever you want, insist on testing it b4 you leave the window, bite into it and scream that your hamburger tastes like it has meat in it, they should have warned you about that!!! Then get out of your car and fall on the ground begging for forgiveness from your wrathful cow god.
or you could order some fries and a ranch BLT, love that. oh, or the spicy chivken sandwich, actually, order both. supersized. with a diet coke of course. |
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kittycats
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I hope you're not still there. If you are, put down the laptop and look at the menu.
Or you could just order one of everything. Problem solved. |
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nopers
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First, shoot the person behind you. Then, ask what toy they have in the happy meal. If they don't have what you want, then get ugly with them and get them to put the manager on the intercom. After making their lives miserable, make a HUGE order -- like 36 number one combos. Last but not least, drive off without paying for them. |
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MissNurse
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A double cheesburger, a sundae with extra strawberries and a water, HAHAHAHA! |
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♥tendersighs♥
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Laughing at Marianne's answer :)
Its been 8 hours now. Order a kids meal and get the heck out of there before the cops show up :) |
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GS
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order the whole menu (honkers will love it) |
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Cherriest
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Order one of everything without onions. |
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ZedNeon
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How much stinking money and/or credit you’ve got??? :-) :-)
Once in college my buddies and I ordered 450 Quarter Pounders with Cheese to go - we were serious but the manager wanted to kick us out! You believe that ****? …We give our clean hearts and arteries (not to mention our stinking money) to these people and that's the thanks we get! |
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Me, myself and I
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Well first put down the laptop, stupid. Then order chicken selects and get out of there right after you get it. |
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Miss Sunshine
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Order 500 Big Macs and 500 orders of large fries with 500 large Cokes. |
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Tex
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Get two chicken sandwiches ($1.00 each) and a medium diet coke ($1.15) - you are set bro, under $3.50 for a meal with tax!
That is incredible to be able to eat pretty darn good for under $4.00 and it's not bad for you either. The worst thing you can eat at McDonalds is the french fries with any meal.
Rachel Ray would be jealous. |
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I'm really sorry, Stinky. I know we've been here for five days and oh...here comes the manager again!...I know you've got to get to class, but I just can't decide...
hmmmmm.....
hmmmmmmmm.......
No, Stinky, leave that song on - I love the Black Eyed Peas! -
hmm....
You know what? I'm actually more in the mood for Dairy Queen. Let's just go there instead. Do you mind? |
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andrew_b732000
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Firstly, get out of your car and ask if you can plug your laptop in through the drive through window - you don't want to lose power and your valuable files.
Second, stroll around to the front of the Mcdonalds and enter the standing line. Claim that you believe they charge a fee for drive through and you don't want to be ripped off by these "goddamm global corporations".
Note that you must scream everything you say at the top of your lungs and be dressed in camouflage (face paint also) for this to have it's full effect and get you the results you want. |
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kendra
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roflllllllllllll
big mac meal, just supersize it with coke
then 10 nuggets
then uhmmm a caramel sundae
don't forget the treat of the week! |
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poison ivy
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go for chocolate sundae and chicken nuggets
i know i'm late
are those impatient people still honking? |
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bob_the_butthead
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GO TO TACO BELL! McDONALDS GIVES ME BURNING DIARRHEA! BUT SO DOES MEXICAN! BURNING DIARRHEA! |
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Nova_Nova
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fish fel.. |
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eastside159727
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2 dbl cheese burgers, med fries (no salt so it's fresh), med coke with very little ice.
P.S. Ask for MAYO |
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monkey_spacegirl
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choose something heathy,such as Fish or yogurt. |
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