I need Quotes.?

Does anyone have any good quotes...like really good quotes?
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on life...not stupid ones like real meaningful ones on like life, love, friends...ones that make you think.

Here are a few of my favorites:

I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward. -Thomas Edison

While one person hesitates because he feels inferior, the other is busy making mistakes and becoming superior. -Henry C. Link

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. -Margaret Cho

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. -Mark Twain

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.- Dr. Seuss

I love America more than any other country in this world, and, exactly for this reason, I insist on the right to criticize her perpetually - James Baldwin

If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter. -George Washington

"...Fool me once, shame on----Shame on---you. If you fool me once you ain't gone fool me again."

President George W. Bush

" Let Peace begin with me "

if you dont love all you dont love at all

If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything.

Life is not a problem to be solved, buta reality to be experienced. - Kierkegaard

"If I change my personality you will be the first to know."

you need to be more specific, quotes about what?

"Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!"
GROUCHO MARX

Friends are like chocolate bars... you can't just have one!

Mean what you say, but don't say it mean.

Being real is easier than being fake.

Big truth: Not everyone is going to like me. What matters is if I like myself.

Dream big dreams!

Always make your future bright!

Forgive others. Forgive yourself.

Respect comes to those who give it.

Succes is sweet, but its secret ingredient is sweat.

Sometimes heart is the strongest muscle of all!

Lewis: Hey, George? Can I tell you something? We're gonna win this thing. We're gonna get the votes and we're gonna win. And after we do, I mean that very night, I'm gonna go to Sam & Harry's, I'm gonna order a big steak, and I'm gonna make a list of everybody who tried to **** us this week.
Robin: Lewis!
Lewis: Vote your conscience, you chicken-**** lame-***! (hangs up phone) We lost Jarrett.
Kodak: I hope so. 'Cause, you know, if that was an "undecided," then we need to work on our people skills.

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Robin: Fellas, we haven't slept in three years. Can't we forget work for one night and take this moment to enjoy each other as friends? It's Christmas.
Lewis: It's Christmas?
Kodak: Yeah, you didn't get the memo?

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Sydney: I've gotta nip this in the bud. This has catastrophe written all over it.
Beth: In what language?! Sydney, this man is the leader of the free world. He's brilliant, he's funny, he's handsome, and he's an above-average dancer. Isn't it possible our standards are just a tad high?

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Sheperd: Are you nervous?
Sydney: No.
Sheperd: Good. My nervousness exists on several levels. Number 1 -- and this is in no particular order -- I haven't done this in a pretty long time. Number 2: Any expectations you might have, due to the fact that I'm, you know...
Sydney: The most powerful man in the world?
Sheperd: Exactly, thank you. Just so you remember that's a political distinction that comes with the office. I mean, if Eisenhower were here instead of me he'd be dead by now.

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A.J.: Mr. President, this is an election year. If you're looking for female companionship, we can make arrangements that'll insure total privacy and--
Sheperd: I don't want you to get me a girl, A.J. What is this, Vegas?
A.J.: No, sir, this is the White House.

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Sydney: Your dad says you're studying the Constitutional Convention.
Sheperd: She's not having any fun, though.
Lucy: Dad--
Sydney: You're not having fun?
Lucy: This is a nightmare. This is a social studies nightmare.

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Sydney: Leo Solomon has serious concerns about my exploring a social, you know, scenario, with the President of the United States.
Sheperd: Yeah, well, when you put it that way, it doesn't sound that great to me either.

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Lewis: Who are we calling, sir?
Sheperd: I'm calling the Organization of the United Brotherhood of It's-None-of-Your-Damn-Business, Lewis. I'll be with you in a minute.

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Sheperd: I want to send some flowers, Janie. I want to do it myself. I don't want to staff it out, and I don't want to issue an Executive Order. I just want a phone number.

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Sydney: Two hundred pairs of eyes are focused on you right now, with two questions: "Who's this girl, and why is the President dancing with her?"
Sheperd: First of all, the 200 pairs of eyes aren't focused on me. They're focused on you. And the answers are "Sydney Ellen Wade" and "Because she said 'yes.'"

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Sydney: Mr. President, you have asked me to join you in representing our country. I'm honored. I'm equal to the task. I won't let you down, sir.
Sheperd: Sydney, this is just a dinner. We're not gonna be doing espionage or anything.

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Sydney: Mr. President, I'm sure there's an appropriate thing to say at this moment. Probably some formal apology for the nice-*** remark would be in order. I just don't quite know how to word it.

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Sheperd: Uhh...this isn't Richard, it's Andrew Shepherd.
Sydney: Oh, really. Well, I'm so glad you called, because I forgot to tell you today what a nice *** you have. I'm also impressed that you were able to get my phone number, considering I don't have a phone. Good night, Richard.

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Sydney: She's wonderful.
Sheperd: She's her mother.
Sydney: She's you.

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A.J.: Mr. President, the American people have a funny way of deciding on their own what is and what is not their business.

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"Get your hands off me you damn dirty ape!"

"how do you make holy water?? you boil the hell out of it"

your as smart as a bowling ball is sharp

Humility does not mean you think less of yourself. It means you think of yourself less.

Ken Blanchard

"Give me a place to stand and I shall move the earth"- Archimedes

"Two days before the day after tomarrow" - my friend (it means TODAY) haha

"to the world u may b nuttin but 2 1 person u may b the world"

its cheesy

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?

When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted?

When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

Women like silent men, they think they're listening.

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker?

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.

As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.

The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.

Religion convinced the world that there's an invisible man in the sky who watches everything you do. And there's 10 things he doesn't want you to do or else you'll go to a burning place with a lake of fire until the end of eternity. But he loves you! ...And he needs money! He's all powerful, but he can't handle money!

This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen

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