miss_xzy
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This truck driver was eating lunch at a diner that he frequented, and about 10 motercylists walk in the door. They walk over to his table, surround the table, and give him a hard time. The man ignores them. The gang then proceeds to put his mashed potatoes in his hair and spilt his water down his shirt. The man still doesn't react. So the gang leader gets really mad and beats him to a pulp.
The man gets up, brushes himself off, pays his check and leaves. The gang leader chuckles and walked over to the cook, remarking "He wasn't much of a man, didn't even stand for himself." The Cook responded "Yeah, not much of a truck driver either; he just run over 10 motercycles." |
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Help me please!
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What do you call a cat who drinks lemonade?
A sour puss. |
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Dave
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A quiet, little man is sitting at a bar when a much bigger man- a bully hits him upside his head- “WHACK!” He falls to the ground- the big guy says…”That was a Karate chop from Korea!”
The little guy brushes himself off and returns to drink is beer when again- “WHACK”- “That was a Judo chop from Japan…”
Having had enough, the little guy brushes himself off- fixes is glasses and walks out.
An hour later he returns and quietly sneaks up behind the large man and “WHACK!”
- the big man is knocked out! As he lays motionless on the cold floor, the little man gently turns to the bar tender and remarks ever so quietly, “Excuse me sir, when he wakes up, would you please tell him that was a crowbar from Sears!” |
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blackngoldfan#1
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why was 6 afraid of 7?
because 7 8 9.
my step kids LOVED this joke when they were younger |
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iamookae
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have you seen the new pirate movie??
its rated AARRRRGGGHHH! (R) |
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mad dog
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If a plane crashes on the Mexico Us border and everyone dies where do you burie the surviers
you can't burie the surviers |
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WindyGale
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Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side. |
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thornbushs
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A man walks into a resturant and tells the waitress,"Ill have the special of the day, what is it ?" The waitress says,"cow tongue". The man says," There aint no way Im eating anything that came from a cows mouth ,give me some eggs.#2 If frozen water is ,"iced water", what is "frozen ink"? |
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Marwolaeth
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Why did the squirrel swim on it's back?
To keep it's nuts dry. |
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akhaiyan
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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks. |
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trtdwtacolt45
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there is a blonde a brunette and a gingy on an island. they find a magic lamp and rub it. they get three wishes, so they dcide to split it one for each. the brunette says i wish i was home. and poof she was gone. the gingy says i wish i had a boat to go home in, and a bopat came and took her away. the blonde was the only one left and she said to herself "boy, im lonely, i wish teh other two were back here." |
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sabortooth_13
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what do you get if you cross a brook and a steeam????
wet feet! |
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space_man_joe
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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch". |
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ncoaster05
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A magician was walking down the street and turned into a drugstore. |
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big al
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One knight a man and a women got on a boat the next day 3 people got off the boat how is this possible? ......
1 knight (in shining armor) get it |
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EFW
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How do you get a one-armed blonde down from a tree????
wave at her |
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