♥~C.J~♥
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Tell them that you have been a very very bad boy and i will not let you go as you have to stay home and recieve a good spanking from me and you have to make ammends to your master! |
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Mr Bones
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Tell the boss, you've found God, and must go to church on sundays..... |
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CeeVee
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tell them that you are deeply religious and can't possibly work on the Sabbath. |
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Guardian angel
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tell them that its against your deeply held religious beliefs |
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wild4gypsy
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The best one call a day or two earlier or when you go in and just say "I just can't be here on Sunday and I just can't go into the reason but it is very important to me." No lie or excuse you will feel better and they will be glad they let you off. |
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littlebethan
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Any excuse apart from the sibling having a car crash. Thats just morbid and mean because people will really feel for you. Fake a headache or tummy bug if you have to. |
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Hales
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saturday night Tell them ur legs dropped off and there being sewn back on, on sunday. |
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muffinplattsie
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family crisis, relative in hosp so you had to drive to wales etc over night and your still there so you cant make it in. |
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blondie
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Just tell them that according to your religion, Sunday is a day of rest and for going to Church. You don't actually have to go to Church, but you Boss doesn't know that. If he believes you, then you will never have to work a Sunday again! |
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jazziwoo@btinternet.com
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toothache, an mumble when u phone em xxxxx diarrhoea an go wen Ur on phone to em, best Ive ever done is say i got a tampon stuck and its rotting inside me an i smell like dog poo, my boss tried not to laff but was really concerned. i had to take 3 days off in the pub to recoup a smelly fan ha DE ha ha, I'm such a minger lol |
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dewcy2005
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tell them that you've had a dodgy chinese and have food poisoning....people have been known to get over that quite quickly but the good thing is you could get away with being slack on monday lol |
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manforallseasons
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Tell them you had a nightmare about Victoria Beckham, and you are too scared to go out alone. |
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feltthepain
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ur sick |
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abebibobub2003
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I think it's time for a cold, you can't go wrong with a cold, I've used it loads of times, they'll most likely think, ahhh well it's contagious we don't want everybody off sick with a cold and then they'll let you have the time off. I like using excuses to get out of work, I once used the excuse "it's raining, and I'm too wet to come into work" lol, I lost a days pay for that one :) |
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tanj_maria
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get you friends to phone in and say that your tied to a tree because you was so drunk. or say you got run over by an ambulance which was very fortunate. or you ran over your leg. a favorite of mine is i've got very bad iccoups and i can't get rid of them and that i can't get to work because it's dangers driving and that they wouldn't want to put my life in jeapordy. it worked so well i got a pay rise lol. |
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confused
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Well just dont go.. depends on your job but you could say you have some contagious disease.. |
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borris10101
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just tell them straight up - aint no shitting me like this making me work on sunday |
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Monty
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tell them its religious grounds |
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♀
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Ask someone to call ur workplace telling them uve died.
Might be tricky going back there again though....
:) |
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anonymous_dave
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Your brother/sister has been involved in a car crash and you need to go and see her at the hospital. |
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