wonkas_ho21
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Tell him it burns when you pee. He won't question your honesty if you tell him that one. |
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simply simon
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Tell him you went out for a steak last night, it turned out to be horse meat and its given you the trotts.. |
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emma m
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you just farted and followed through so you cant possibly stay at work with that mess in your pants |
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killer boot
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stomach problems. |
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Benno
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No excuse needed......it's Friday :-) |
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Shibi
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You have to go home to wait for the plumber. (It could take hours, and if you don't get the plumber to come today, he will charge you over time (double) for weekend rates -- AND, you are unable to flush the toilet!). If you rent, tell the Boss that your landlord just called and told you that he cannot wait for the plumber. If you own, tell the Boss that you don't earn enough to afford the plumber's weekend rates! Good luck, it looks like its going to be a beautiful day! |
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eamonandmegan
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If you're a woman and your boss is a man, just say 'Women's problems' - they never want you to go into more detail. Never fails! |
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Sam
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Ive had a phone call, its a family matter must dash!
Ive got the runs, better go!
Somone has stollen my car!
Ive just found out im a parent!
My house has been burgled!
Or can i leave now i will make up the time, PLEASE. |
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IC
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Terrible toothache and you have to run to the dentists |
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noTpoOdLE
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You need to go pray. |
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duiweljie
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Diarea! |
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Angie Cooper
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Family emergency is the best thing to say because its your Private life they cant ask 2 many questions. |
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mia
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u have a family emergency at home
u dont feel well |
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claire
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Get a mate to call pretending to be a relative and get them to ask for the boss. They should then say auntie gladice (or whatever!) is very ill, must rush to the hospital now before she kicks the bucket! |
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words_smith_4u
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The PERFECT excuse...
Diarrhea
No boss would ever deny that. And when you get back.. how would they ask if it's all 'better'?
go to the bathroom 3 times in an hour and then walk carefully to the boss (redfaced - hold your breath before you get there) and say you have diarrhea.
have a nice long weekend! |
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MATT D
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Hit the fire alarm... make the whole office's day! |
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Tiger01204
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Tell them you just got a call from your next doo neighbour who has the police outside your house asking for you as there is a suspected intruder in your garden!. |
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petuliapeculiar
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chronic guts ache.....prob wont ask for details!!
lol |
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Miss Tickle
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run through the office dead fast with your hand over your mouth, as if to say i'm gonna throw up!! then when you come back tell them you spewed and try to look like you feel sick too. this actually worked for me once, but only once !!
Good Luck
=o) |
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