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I would be the God of Common Sense. Those who park across two parking spaces, don't have their checkbook ready at the grocery store, and hold up the line at 7-11 in the morning buying lottery tickets would be immediately struck down and banished to a life in Donald Trump's hair. |
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The Chancellorâ„¢
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I would be the God of thunder so that I can strike anybody tha makes me angry. |
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leesa
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sex! |
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sandislandtim
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I'd be the "God of Marine Engineering" (that's my job). |
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natalyajackson
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i was god for a long time. i did a crappy job of running the universe. so i gave that job back to someone more qualified and my life improved. the world goes on just fine without my intervention. |
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Man.With.A.Plan
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the universe |
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La Princesita Boricua
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I think I would be Goddess of Gratification. I like to feel please and to make other feel gratified. Enjoy everything, even the bad because from that you will lean something. |
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Alyssa
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Goddess of Scenery Arts |
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destineypyle
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god of the toilet lol that way my fiance' would stop leaving the lid up! I hate that! |
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apocalypso blues
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Rock and Blues Guitar |
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Preki
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god of the lottery |
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g3010
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God of good judgement |
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WhyAskWhy
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god of all vaginas |
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memyselfandi_95123
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ok,,...im NOT..some religious zealot...BUT...how do ya get god..in a question and gay...in the first response...lol..ne ways...wouldnt..be god of..nuthin...and YES i could use capital "g"...i WILL when i MEET HIM..lol..ne ways..not much to report..back to you in the studio...steve... |
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The departed
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God of rock n roll |
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Starlight9898
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I would like to be the Goddess of Water!!! |
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hotirongirl
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goddess of the elementals--fire, wind, etc. |
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sionprincess
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I'd be the goddess of shoes. Oh yeah, that'd excellent. |
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nastasia91
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Goddess of Love |
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aleyha93
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god of wine and good times!!LOL!!! |
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stephanie7938
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Goddess of water (it'd be pretty interesting seeing as how i can't swim) |
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crazykatie!
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i will be "the god of friendship and love." |
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curnack_the_drow
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Well I would definitely be a GOD for women,after all what man would not want to be worshiped by alot of different women? |
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devouring_wind
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The god of the middle finger. |
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antbetterleavemeanoffline
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i'd be the god(dess) of good food!! |
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dmartinovich
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You can go two ways with this, you can try to be a god wielding some sort of unfathomable power and be the god of Energy or Life, or like the gay friend said, the god of something more localized and quirky. I personally would be the god of california burritos. |
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snowymountains123
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I would be god of peace but there is only one God and I guess he will bring us peace when the time is right. |
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killah
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i would be the GOD of all men...and i would make them treat women how they are suppose to be treated and i would definetly punish them when they do wrong.....do my ladies feel me on this one |
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Thumper
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everything. |
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joint_head_2006
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god of weed |
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dj_agl
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god of the mind |
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