
gammatango271
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If I Had A Million Dollars
If I had a $1000000
(If I had a $1000000)
I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
If I had a $1000000
(If I had a $1000000)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a $1000000
(If I had a $1000000)
I'd buy you a K-Car
(A nice Reliant automobile)
If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love.
If I had a $1000000
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had $1000000
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had $1000000
Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
There would be already laid out foods for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a fur coat
(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had $1000000
(If I had a $1000000)
I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Like a llama or an emu)
And if I had $1000000
(If I had a $1000000)
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(All them crazy elephant bones)
And If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love.
If I had a $1000000
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a $1000000
We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more.
If I had a $1000000
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That’s right, all the fanciest dijon ketchups
Mmmmmm
If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
And if I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had $1000000
I’d buy your love
If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000
If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000
I'd be rich |
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Cubitpipi a fan of Amazins
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Buy a house, go to my dream school and put the rest in the bank. |
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gsschulte
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i would pay off bills first. then yeah id invest some but i would give myself a mad money stash so i could just make stupid purchases. |
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royrox
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Yeah.. if you put that in the bank, the interest alone will carry you the rest of your life! No more workin! Woohoo! |
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aztrailwalkers
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Take care of my wifes dream! Invest save most of it and set up some chairty grants too! |
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Beautiful
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First I would save $500,000 in the bank, and I would give $50,000 to feed the children. The rest I would use on my family, and myself to start my own business/beauty shop. |
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Chuckie
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i would put it in the bank and invest in it. then we'll see what happens. |
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All_exes_in_tx
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If I 'ever' had a million dollars...First I would put it in Interest bank account...then...Invest it in a business so money keeps coming in....then I would buy a decent house and two cars...one sporty and one luxury.....then I would go to the most expensive mall and buy things which I had always wanted to buy....And also some part of this will go to many charities.. |
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Flif
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First I would have to pay my bills. Then I would plan and build my dream house. That would take almost all of the money, so I'd make it as energy efficient and durable as possible so it would be less bills to pay later. |
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whoknows
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I would buy a big enough *** for the whole world to kiss. LOL!
Sorry, I couldn't resist! |
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necks
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WHOOOp, not knowing where to start.
1st, get myself into a good university with my tuition and expenses taken care off, give my parents some, get some material things, and then invest OR put the remaining in the bank |
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Shadow Alchemist
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i think i would invest a third of it, and the rest i can think wath to do with it |
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iluvsistersister
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i would'nt invest prolly any of it i would buy a huge mansion and then the rest of the money left over after paying cash for the house would go toward a nice car..doesnt have to be a fancy car just a grand dam or a pontiac sunfire... it all depends on how much the house was bc i would by a cadallac escalade if i had enough money left over. |
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revengeofheathclif
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I would buy a million dollar car. |
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tamra711
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iwould only use 105,000 and give the rest back to the world |
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