dave_uk06
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I would divorce her and move in with a hippy woman who likes tents. |
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Smudgeward
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Get one of those blow up wives and lie to her.. |
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arachdog
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Buy heaps of life insurance and then stage your own death. |
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Norhdberg
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Learn how to play the market. |
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Big L 266
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Hello!
Print your own dosh then you'd be rich beyond the dreams of avarice! The Bank Of England have been doing it for centuries! They've got zillions of squids in their vaults!
Alan L. |
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J-Blade
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how about a mix of all three ideas.
You could WORK for the NATIONAL LOTTERY and be in charge of collecting the money, when its in the van you could just ROB it easily |
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Max Power
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Kill the wife , cash in on her insurance policy , get her stuffed , place her in the hallway of the new house you bought her , everyone is happy , problem solved ! |
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me♥
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get some cheep things that look expensive and sell them on ebay. |
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probablygraham
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You hate money but are obessed with buying something which costs money?
Weird.
Take the wife on a day trip to Windsor or somewhere posh like that. Wait for a family to go to work and go inside and squat. That way you could get the wife a house worth millions - LEGALLY! Well - for a while, anyway. |
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Cherrypicker
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If you hate money, you will struggle. Be satisfied with a roof over your head; even if it is only worth 10 bob! |
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Jimmmminy
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Do you have any money saved up at all? You could put whatever you have down on the house, then get a reverse mortgage whereby the bank will pay you a monthly payment to cover living expenses and then they will own the house after say 10 or 15 years. Lots of people do this in retirement. |
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rockthis_party
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win lottery move to the usa LA bad city |
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