Mr.Mungbean 1892 Legends FFPL
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Yet another example of the nanny state we live in. It is now run by yogurt knitting, sandal wearing facists ! So someone loses a finger or two ! Do these people not realise we have 10 fingers? God was looking ahead and gave us spares !!! I blame computer games, hippity hops and the wireless. I'm off to shoot a pheasant or peasant in anger. |
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Count Pont du Chardon
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Oh good Lord Rotter I wholeheartedly agree......
I have had to lock horns with H + S numerous times... whether its the child pearl fishers, ( apparently they should have aqualungs, I mean so I lose 25% of the staff due to the bends, they get as much rice as they can carry ? )
or the asbestos miners who are claiming health problems ?
or the child "beagles" ( as I call them ) who test my opium quality in my pipes...... Oh for the days when you could enslave anyone you wish |
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Lady Felicity Pamper McFud
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Such namby pamby nonsense! You'd think parents would be delighted to have their children earning a crust instead of playing computer games and fiddling with their joysticks! They'll be telling us they can't go up chimneys next! Where would all these Chavs get their footwear, if they were not made by small boys in Thai factories? |
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The Tenth Duke of Chalfont
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Absolutely it is old boy.
Just last week I had to close down one of my ancillary companies, a hatters I believe, simply because the mercury I was supplying was making the workers ill. The week before that I lost a building company simply because the clipboard cretins demand a) scaffolding for a roofing job a mere 250 feet above ground, b) a banksman simply for reversing an 18-wheeler and c) hard hats and silly hi-visibility jackets. They weren't impressed by my offer to meet them half way on this last point by providing bowler hats and woolen waistcoats to the men.
They're running me into the ground old boy, and they wonder why British small businesses are going under. |
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:o)) Thanks for making me smile, I hate H & S, takes all the fun outta everything! |
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Guardian angel
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They really are beyond the pail,it makes me so angry.As long as you are providing ashtrays I can't see a problem |
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neonjack
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the law has become too big for it's boots, surely? at a recent hunt soiree, wetherby-vickers, an old eton chum, informed me of a rather bizarre development concerning scullery maids and their 'entitlements'. it would appear that any approach of an amorous nature by an employer is now frowned upon, and may even be punished by a fine of up to £6! i ask you! surely something can be done. pretty soon, a chap won't be able kick the coal boy or bullyrag tradesmen. those damn liberal wallahs will ruin industry and employment for years to come.  |
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MOLEY FOLDY
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Tut-tut-tut-tut.... Its utter, utter madness! Tell the children if they empty the contents of a fire work and attempt to put their cigarette out on its gunpowder contents... Only THEN, can their health and safety be an issue.
I just thought of that funny scene in one of the Naked Gun films when the firework factory caught fire and the police were telling passers by "there is nothing to see here!" Whilst there was a lovely chrysanthemum going off in the background amongst other fireworks. |
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5th Earl of Daveshire
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It's a rotten business old chap. You try to give young people some direction and purpose in life and how much thanks do get? None, that's how much.
If I was you I would shift production to some ridiculous underground factory, as seen in one of the James Bond cinematographs, perhaps you could build an artificial volcano on the village green. Just don't forget to kit the little darlings out in orange boiler suits and train them in use of automatic weapons and hand grenades in case of goverment intervention. |
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door.uk
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No respect now for the boss and we were not allowed to smoke when we pulled the coal carts in the mine, couldn't afford to anyhow.
5 groats a week i earned and i was grateful |
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mlucy98
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If only you ruled the world... |
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Dats
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LOL U TRIP HEAD LOL |
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