d_khar
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Had a guy call up work once saying that he couldnt hear treble. He worked on a helpdesk and claimed he was unable to hear treble and so wouldnt be able to answer the phone...Not sure if he realised that he'd just called up or not...but that was his excuse and he came in with a doctors certificate so it had to be accepted... |
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Danny Tanner Owns You
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I had a sock drawer that needed to be sorted out. |
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Matt gallops
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I"m calling in dead. |
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Gem
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The worst excuse one of my employees ever told me was that he was locked in his apartment and the landlord/maintenance people couldn't get there until late in the afternoon.
What bs! |
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wings
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my dog died
some friends i didn't expect to come down poped in last night and insited that i take the day off. |
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KristinaMaria
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I just did not wish to go one morning so I called off stating that I had a cold. Only have done this once though many many years ago. |
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fadnsrtjuresmr
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my grandma isnt doing well
is she ever doing well? |
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Yoda's Duck
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My eye's are giving me problems, I can't see... can't see coming into work today.
I'm firing you (to be said to the boss). (This one can be done in a variety of ways...)
Our family has been doing some evaluating, and we've decided that we are going to be able to downsize. We don't really have a position for you anymore... |
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The worst was that I had some mystery stomach illness. It worked but it was pretty bad |
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Questions????
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I was locked in his apartment and the landlord/maintenance people couldn't get there until late in the afternoon! |
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Mariposa
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I haven't used it, but have heard another use it. "I've lost my mind and don't know when I'll be back." |
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tlbrown42000
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I actually had a girl show up a half a shift late (night shitf) because she was at a party and she thinks she was sexually assaulted by some guys, but she wan't sure..anyway..she took a bath and came into work....she was told to go home...and she would not be needed ever again. |
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John A
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I had a guy call in that his cat was sick. No I am not joking |
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Waddy
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Worst one I've ever told was I feel really tired, I think I may have mono... lol. What's even funnier is that it worked, no consequences |
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Kev
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stomach ache |
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