
killemwithabrick
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YES
Only i would like to point out that this empire is more like a really big **** tomorrow morning. and i would also like to point out that the corns in your **** will be the only thing you will ever conquer. I however own 13 viking ships, crews intact. a full arsenal of swords, axes and war hammers. I am ready to fight and conquer, only I doubt the armies on todays society will take me seriously. I would invite you to join my raping and pillaging of south texas, but i feel like you probably couldnt carry my ships, crews and weaponry. It's a one man job and unless this is mike tyson(if it is, im sorry...im so sorry, please dont hurt me) i dont think you have the balls. financially however, you will have an empire. the same way enron did, only instead of crumbling down, yours will simply never gross more than 50, maybe 60 dollars...pesos actually. I am offering you a one time offer to sell me your **** in a drawstring bag in trade for a farm of hard working ethiopian 6 year olds.
my empire will crush yours and good luck with tomorrows ****. it's gonna hurt and feel like its 11 inches wide...because it will be 11 inches wide |
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Franky 2 Toes
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Yes I foresee an Empire 10 x's stronger than that of the fallen Roman Empire-the force is strong with you young Luke. |
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snake
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no you will end up living in a cardboard box raiding dustbins for scraps of food and wearing clothes that smell of stale wee. |
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legendhero777
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ask again. |
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gannons death
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maybe so - if you can over though the current emperor......
......me and my minions? |
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Ann
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Very doubtful. |
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djanis123
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Outlook not so good....Ask Again Later |
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Laura
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Reply hazy. Try again. |
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barnzy
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no |
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J.D. H
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Outlook not so good. Dude I gotta say, really what are the chances of you creating your own empire from nothing?? I'll say this though, if you're better than the piece of crap presidents and hopeful presidents we've had lately, please for God's sake create your own army and take down our government and bring back the gold standard. Nixon completely screwed us when he took it away, I got my fingers crossed, VIVA REVALUTION!! |
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traveler_man
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Magic 8 Ball is not here right now, but i can take a message... |
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Tabby
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I'm in. |
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bob s
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i asked a magic 8 ball if i would get laid 2 weeks later i lost my cherry |
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zajenishom
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no superstitious people are not realists or practical so you will never make it |
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H.B.K.
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GO RENT A GUN AND BUY A BULLET. |
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