
draftboyg
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your neighbor called and your water pipe broke.
Gotta Go |
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missy l
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I just started my period and it has bled through my pants wrap your jacket around your butt. Make sure to tell a male he won't question you or offer you a tampon! |
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Loo
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leave... tell them you can`t talk about, give no explanation. worry about it later. |
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Crystal S
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a family emergency uncle mark is in the hospital and no one knows what is going on. |
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MĐ¯ BAITâ„¢
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I suddenly have cramps and feel a bout of diarrhea coming on. |
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coloklute
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Tell your boss you acidentally sharted and have to go home. |
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teel2624
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migraine? |
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hunterjumper
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start crying, and tell your boss that you're seriously going to get sick, you have a terrible migraine, and ask her very nicely if u could go home..... dont do it too much! |
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Jen
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I fyou have kids, use then as an excuse. IE- my babysitter just called, and the kids are throwing up, have head lice, etc.
If that doesn't work for your situation, you can just ask |
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jay j
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BF VISITED ME LAST NIGHT. YADA YADA YADA...I AM TOO TIRED TO WORK TODAY |
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sf4fun
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If you have children, one needs to be picked up from school immediately cause he's sick |
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Under_the_sunset
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tell them that (if you have any kids) they just called and they are really sick so you need to go home,,,, or your mom is sick or something like that |
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FaZizzle
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Well you're headed for a firing!!
Why lie? Seriously, why lie? You're going to be found out.
Just to your work. Is it really that hard? You're already there, the day is nearly over, just suck it in and do the work.
Where is your work ethic?!
For being a lawyer, you aren't very smart about this. If you're out of things to do, don't go home. Each hour you're at work is an hour you get paid.
My husband is going through the process of laying off 50% of his coworkers, and it's people like you who would be gone without a bat of the eye. |
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Becky F
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suck it up so you do not lose your job dear. it will be ok |
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united9198
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You don't disappoint me. The one that you are disappointing is yourself. If your job does not provide enough work to keep you busy and you have to come up with lame excuses, you must feel pretty badly about taking a paycheck. Hopefully the lights will come on and you will find something more challenging. |
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sparky_the_kitty1115
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Say you just threw up in the bathroom, but you already flushed it. |
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Jennifer
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If you are smart enough to be an attorney but can't either find something creative to do at work or think of your own decent excuse to go home, then I feel sorry for your clients!
Do you look for help on cases at Yahoo Answers? |
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