Lone Günman
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Thankfully I don't really have one but...
A man and his very young son were in a truckstop restroom.
The little boy spotted a piece of gum in the urinal.
You guessed it, he picked it up an stuck it in his mouth!
The dad let out a scream & everyone in there jumped!
I felt so bad for him. |
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kds_12
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i have many |
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JJ
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Answering your question! |
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a L a Y N a
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I was a party when I was 16 with my boyfriend and we got into a fight before we left. I got drunk, he got mad that I was getting drunk, and he went home while I was still there. And then I spent all night crying cuz he left.
I'm deathly afraid of rodents...well we had a mouse in our house. ^_^ My dad laid those sticky papers on the floor to catch it. I stepped on one and was so terrified that there was a dead mouse on there that I couldn't even look. I was screaming and crying and I wet myself...all over the kitchen floor...with my sisters friends over. ^_^ I find it hilarious now. |
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stargazer2006
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Once I turned up for a guard of honour (for a funeral) without my school blazer and tie, and this was quite conspicuous because the guard of honour numbered about 40 who were all wearing the kits. (this was many years ago in school)...
I assessed the situation, and knew that if I didn't act I would be hauled by the vice principal and brought before the principal and scolded in front of the school.
So I briskly walked upto the principal while the Vice Principal scowled at me, and went on to say this memorable thing..."Madam ----, Principal, its true I have come to this cortege without my blazer, but I would like to say that I will be the best guard of honour you will have today"
I have no idea why I said what I said...but it worked
The principal smiled and said, "Oh that'll be fine"
and the Vice principal couldn't scold me!
So I guess it was really really embarrassing but at the same time I kind of ensured people couldn't get to laugh at me as well... |
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rooster7233
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hey i got caught giving oral to a girl under a table in pizza hut once.it was kinda fun though |
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3dollarwhale
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When I was 15, some friends and I went to toilet paper another friend's house as a joke. When we got there, the first kid ran up the yard to throw the first roll, but the flood lights on the front of the house had a motion sensor and the entire yard lit up like a beacon. Everyone made a run for it up the street but I was so nervous I half wet my pants. I had to borrow jeans from my friend's mom. That sucked! |
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monaQ
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Got an aluminum bat stuck on my finger... the fire dept. had to come and saw it off! The whole neighborhood was standing outside watching through the door as the fire men stood their scratching their heads trying to figure out how to get it off. |
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b.i.g tee
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fell in the bathroom whale at a party |
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statuewomanromans
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I walked into the men's room by mistake and were men in there using the urinals...Then, I saw them later and they laughed and made jokes about it. |
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rhaydenyahoo
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Throw up on a school bus, it came out of my nose and everyone laughed at me. |
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Inquisitive
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I think I was in 8th grade, and we had a teacher that was pretty hot, right? So one day, I was just spacing out, not realising what I was focused on. I eventually noticed that somehow my gaze was moving back and forth. This movement made me aware that I WAS, in fact spacing out! Then, all at once, I also noticed that I was staring THE ENTIRE TIME at the teacher's yahoo!! As soon as I was aware of the target, I saw that HE obviously knew, too!!! That's WHY he kept moving, so much!!! I wanted to disappear!!! |
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James
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Having diahrria in a public bathroom. |
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King Oscar III
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It involves sex when I was an adolescent, and is really too embarassing to talk about, even now. |
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krystal
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***** **** u. you think i actually want this ******* eating disorder? I WAS ******* BORN WITH IT YOU **** UP MOTHER ******!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU, *****? GOD, I REALLY FEEL SORRY FOR YOUR PARENTS. AND YOUR MAN... WHOOPS, MY BAD... I MEAN YOUR WOMAN MUST ******* WANNA COMMIT SUICIDE OR SOMETHING, YOU ******* ***. |
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midwestmastermind23
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why |
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judie
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I got my finger caught in a toilet paper dispenser |
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marci
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the most embarrassing thing i have done is getting in front of a audience to recibe a certificate when the person they called wasn't me and i thought they called me. |
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bunny in a box
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i jumped on top of who i thought was my boyfriend but it was a randomer and i really hurt him ! broke a bone in his wrist !!!!!!! BAD !!!! |
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