
Footy
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See the grill next to you there?
See the hand you are typing with?
Combine the two and you will be fried in no time! |
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Jeliza-Rose
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Drop a band-aid in every shake you make. Used ones work best. Toenail clippings aren't bad either.
j-r |
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feltfinancial
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go in late and don't call, if it doesnt work the first time do it again daily until they fire you....or you can ask your boss to move you to another station and tell him/her that you are going to quit if they don't move you. |
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Aza-Xul
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LOL Getting FRIED from a job sounds like it might hurt. Jk.
Maybe mouth off to the manager. LOL |
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♥≈Safi≈♥ ☼Atheati☼
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Let your boss "accidentally" overhear you planning to vandalize the equipment! |
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Soundproof ((Debra RIP))+ Frenzy
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Use it as a masturbatory device, you can get a disabily cheque too. LOL |
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bootz s
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Simple........don't show up for work. Guaranteed way to get fired. |
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VAL
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Tell your manager what you really think of him. |
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Demon Kitty AE AY
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Make the shakes ´´accidentally´´ ALWAYS the wrong flavor.
In three days, you,re out the door |
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LADY AT THE LAKE
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don't go to work--guaranteed |
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Mike A
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i've never been fired or fried from a job but how about telling your boss you just don't care and unless you are moved to another position, you will have no option but to make your own schedule, nap when you get tired at work, decide to make whatever flavor of shake you think the customer deserves, no matter what they order and at any time you may give out free shakes to anyone who will show you a little skin. |
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answers2questions
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It is better to quit than to be fired. If you really hate it, just tell your boss this isn't working out for you, offer to work out the rest of the week, and part as amicably as you can.
If you just hate the job you're doing, then you probably need to suck it up and do that part well, then when you have proved yourself, you will get to do other jobs there. Every workplace in the world gives the crap jobs to the new guy, until the new guy proves he can handle it and not be a wuss about it. |
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Bob Arctor
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I like the bandaid thing ^^ I got caught spitting into the soda syrup bottles hooked into the soda machines... used to do it... but got caught cause I hated working there! |
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techno
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tell your manager what u think of this place and him and tell him off and then before u leave throw things down and say u suck u boss. and give your finger and say thats to u. |
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mouldmanuk
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plunge straight on in to the chip pan |
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