So what do you do when you pants don't fit anymore?

You see, they're kinda snug in my "friendly areas" and too lax around the ankles.

But mostly, they just clash with my go-go boots and Davey Crocket hat.

Is it time to switch to a kilt?

Is it too soon to go pantless?

Jake,

Unfriendly pants must go, especially if they start to impose onto your friendly areas.

Whereas friendly areas are concerned, a good fit is a must. If your pants now are made in such a way that could be tailored, I would suggest that be done before wearing them again. Ankles are no problem...go to your nearest Army surplus store and ask for blousers...they are made of a rubberized fabric with hooks on each end. Hook one onto your ankle area and roll up the excess pant leg under the blouser...a nice, tight fit, sure to complement your go-go boots and Davey Crocket hat, if you aren't allergic to raccoon skin, like I am. I prefer my 'three-sided navy blue hat, as I have this Napoleon complex...

Kilts are okay, but you will be looked upon as being less than manly if you wear them with underwear. Is it cold where you live? The friendly areas again...comfort is a must! Also, it is imperative that you get the proper tartan for your family line...don't wear someone else's tartan. It could get you killed.

Is it too soon to go pantless? It's never too soon to lose those those things, Jake. The sooner you recognize your dependence, and indeed society's dependence on the godforsaken pants, you will be ahead of the game. I've already written my elected representatives on the virtues of a pantless society...I would welcome you to join the cause.

Vive la sans pants!

wear what you want when you want and if they dont fit dude, loose em!

Keep wearing them until you nuts go into your body.

morality forbids pantless but, if your pants don't fit anymore you can donate your pants to charitable organizations or church donations to the needy people.

start walking without pants.... by tomorrow it will be new fashion and evrybody will be doing it..... or just buy new pants :-)

go to tailor...or work out

stop whining about them not fitting and do some damn sit ups, oh and stop eating so much damn cake and cookies

Buy new pants, or go on a diet.

buy a new pair of paints

give them to charity, then go buy you a new pair. that's how we do!!

Enter Your Message or Comment

User Name:
User Email:
Post a comment:

Archive: Forum -Forum -Finance - Links - 1 - 2 - RSS - All RSS Feeds
The Causes and the Results. 0.044
Copyright (c) 2011 Financial Crisis Saturday, May 26, 2012 - Terms of use - Privacy Policy