rabidbunny
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you can use the computer,wach tv,or you can scare your roommate if you have one its pretty long though
1. Every time you enter the room, sit in a chair, lean back too far, and
fall over backwards. Laugh hysterically for about ten minutes. Then, one
day, repeat the falling-over exercise, but instead of laughing, get up,
look at the chair sternly, and say, "It's not funny anymore."
2. Get a surfboard. Put it on your bed. Stand on it, and pretend to surf
for about fifteen minutes. Then, pretend to "wipe out," and fall off the
bed onto the floor. Pretend you are drowning until your roommate comes
over to "rescue" you.
3. Make toast for breakfast every morning, but don't plug the toaster in.
Eat the plain bread, looking at the toaster angrily, and complain that the
toaster doesn't know what it's doing. If your roommate suggests plugging
it in, go on a tangent about fire-safety hazards.
4. Pack up all of your things and tell your roommate that you're going
away to "find yourself." Leave, and come back in about ten minutes. If
your roommate asks, explain that you're not a hard person to find.
5. Never speak to your roommate directly. If you need to ask or tell
him/her something, go to another room and call him/her on the phone.
6. Every night, before you go to bed, beg your roommate for a glass of
water. When he/she brings it, dump it on the floor and immediately go to
sleep. If he/she ever refuses to bring you a glass of water, lie on the
bed and pretend to be dying of dehydration, making annoying gagging
sounds, until he/she does so.
7. Every time the phone rings, turn on the stereo at full volume and
begin to violently slam-dance with your roommate. If he/she asks about it,
say, "Oh, that damn hypnotist...."
8. Hang a picture of your roommate on the wall. Throw darts at it. Smile
at your roommate often, saying things like, "How nice to see you again."
9. Get a can of beans. Label them, "Jumping beans." Eat them, and then
jump around the room. Get another can of beans. Label them, "Dancing
beans." Eat them, and then dance around the room. Get another can of
beans. Label them, "Kill Your Roommate beans." Eat them, smiling at your
roommate.
10. Every time your roommate falls asleep, wait ten minutes, and then wake
him/her up and say, "It's time to go to bed now."
11. Insist that your roommate recite the "Pledge Of Allegiance" with you
every morning.
12. Recite "Dr. Seuss" books, all the time. Eventually, think up melodies
for the words and sing them, loudly, directly to your roommate. If he/she
tells you to stop, act offended and spend the day in bed.
13. Put up traffic signs around the room. If your roommate doesn't obey
them, give him/her tickets. Confiscate something your roommate owns until
he/she pays the tickets.
14. Complain that your elbows, knees, and other joints have been bothering
you. Get a screwdriver, and pretend to "fix" them.
15. Paint abstract paintings, and title them things like, "Roommate Dying
in a Car Crash," and "Roommate Getting Whacked in the Head with a Shovel."
Comment often about how much you love the paintings.
16. Wear glasses, and complain that you can never see anything. Bump into
walls and doors. Put your clothes on backwards. Say, "Who's that?" every
time your roommate enters the room. When you're not wearing the glasses,
act like you can see fine.
17. Keep empty jars on the shelf. Tell your roommate that this is your
collection of "inert gases." Look at them often. One day, act surprised
and angered, and accuse your roommate of having released one of the gases.
Cover your nose and mouth and run out of the room.
18. Wear scary Halloween masks. Look in the mirror and scream hysterically
for about five minutes every time you put one on.
19. Dress like a military officer. Insist that your roommate salute you
upon sight. If he/she refuses, insist that he/she do 100 push-ups. Keep
saying things like, "Your momma isn't here to take care of you any more."
20. Spread toothpicks all over the floor. Stare at them, acting like
you're trying to read something. Tell your roommate it's a message from
God, but you're not sure whether it's a warning about a loved one in
danger or a recipe for really great chili. |
ladyncognito
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I read, play games on Internet, call a friend, pluck eyebrows :(, watch TV ,listen to music, take a nap ,watch an old movie on TV ,watch Millionaire, rent a movie,answer these,'play' with make-up ,try a new hairstyle, pray and or listen to God. |
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