secret agent
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you are coming to visit me |
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wa8n4her
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pink eye works like a charm |
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SnickerSnack
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squirt lemon juice or tabasco into your nose first before you call. It will make you sound sick. |
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nanny
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Migraine. They can't deny it and you'd be too sick to go to the doctor for a doctor's excuse. I should know - I suffer from migraines. : ( |
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Mulysa
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Exploding Diarrhea |
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chetnik73
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Call in with a vision problem.
When they ask you what's wrong, just tell them:
"I can't see myself coming in to work today."
If nothing else, it's good for a laugh ;) |
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Kathy M
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you have a high fever so your going to the doctors, your car was jacked, your mom or dad are in the hospital, grandma died.... |
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Starlanza
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Make sure you lie as close to the truth as possible.
Are you expecting you're period soon? Say you have severe "stomach pains" and if you're boss asks about it the next day, tell him they were feminine related pains. (If you're boss is male, he'll back off then and there. If you're boss is female, she'll relate and leave it at that) |
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ME!
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if you have kids say they are sick, say someone died, say you are sick, say someone in the family was put in the hospital, say you have to go to the doctor ect |
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fetchrat
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Your'e sick and can't leave the bathroom ;) |
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yahoooo!
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First, why and what did you do that you are scaping? You bad girl. Are you a girl??? hehehe! Aha, You didn't finish your quarterly report yet ha??? |
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lloyd c
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u can say that u have family emergency |
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Life is Sweet
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personal reasons.
you do not have to give a reason |
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sunny
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stomach flu |
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sammy ☮❤✿!
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You Are Sick
You have an "appointment' |
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anonymous
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Uhhhh.... you're sick? |
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PhillyFilly
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food poisining is a good one -- mos everyone has suffered from it...there's really no medicine you can take so there's no need to get a doctor's note...it's one of those things that you have to wait out (at home in bed...or on the beach :) |
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Jimmie
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it is the weathers fault. |
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You ask, I answer
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"i'm lazy and i don't want to come in..." hell, they might give you a whole bunch of time off for that one.... |
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justin h
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Your house caught fire and you stood the entire night standing in the front yard watching firemen put it out. |
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zsayin123
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maternity leave |
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nikkiidaniels
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say you just had a baby |
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INACTIVE
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why not save the day for when you do need to call off and have valid reason??? |
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