Frodo Baggins
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Celophane over the toilet seat so tight you cant see it. When they go to pee it will splash all over them! Ang! Maybe that isnt such a good one! LOL |
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mattgreff
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lick jolly ranchers and put them on someones car! |
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bill_quad
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saran rap underneath the toilet seat is good. stretch it over the part lip of the bowl and when someone uses the toilet, they get it on themselves. Not a sanitary prank but good frat house or college prank. |
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YA is a sham
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Go buy one of those little "gay rainbow" stickers put it on someone's back car bumper. |
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Lone Günman
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At a place I worked at some time ago had an overhead paging system anyone could access.
We had a receptionist who would page people for a phone call etc...
I recorded one of her pages for the boss, then replayed it a few times! It drove him crazy.
Here are some I got off the net, you can do them while waiting for your spouse shop at Wal-Mart®.
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares .... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
( And; last, but not least!)
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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Lasorna
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LOL, my mom told stories years ago her sisters used to prank on her:
1. Put peanut butter on the toilet seat to pretend it's poop.
2. Put a hair moose label on shaving cream for someone to use. |
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mizzred
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never have been into pranks. sorry! |
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LittleCat
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I hope that you are referring to something harmless and something that is not going to cause hurt feelings.
I am a person who is always getting picked on because I love to joke around and if people mess with me, they better be prepared to get it in return, but I make sure it will not hurt their feelings and so on and so forth
I had taken some pictures at work around Christmas time and there was a manager there that I just teased the crap out of and she teased the crap out of me. Well, I got my pictures developed and I had caught her off guard when I took one picture. In the picture she was wild eyed and she looked like she had eaten lemons, so I had the picture enlarged and I hung it on the bathroom wall and my supervisor copied the picture and gave it to her husband. :D
Well....shortly after that one of our favorite goldfish died. It was my birthday and one of my coworkers came in and said that Lynn (the manager) had a gift for me. She handed me a package all wrapped nice and pretty and lo and behold there was the goldfish LOL and it was in between two saltine crackers and there was a note that said."Thought you might be hungry" Love, Lynn LOL!!!!!!
Another one is putting saran wrap on a toilet seat.
Another is smearing vasoline on a toilet seat.
Another one is when someone is sleeping, hang a rubber spider above them, LOL!!! Oh Yeah it works :D It about gives them a heart attack because when you first open your eyes you aren't quite awake
My brother was a moron and did this to my nephews and neices. He dyed some water with food coloring and told them it was Kool Aid and being that they were expecting something sweet, it tasted pretty rank to them. LOL!!
These are easy, harmless, and funny pranks
Have fun and don't go hurting anyone |
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smart@$$
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when someone passes out at a party, write on their face with permanent marker. works best on a Saturday night, if they have to go to church in the morning! ;) |
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traci3_lov3s_u
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woopie cushion!! |
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Lexi
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Capture spiders (preferably tarantulas), let them loose in secret and sit back and laugh at the histeria!!! |
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heatherfaerie
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saw this on homewreckers. put some tape around your sink nozzle ( the same color tape as the nozzle-ie.black, white), point it in the direction u want it to spray then when someone goes to turn the water on the nozzle will spray them. harmless but effective. |
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pixie
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wait till' sombodys asleep make sure their arm is extended and the other is like under the persons head or somthing then put sothing nasty on their hand thats extended and tickel their nose and wait till they put their hand on their face ha ha ha ha! |
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sawdusttrail
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put a bucket of water on top of a half opened door lmao |
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kkiaserdrago
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put shoe polish on a phones earpiece that they use |
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Michelle
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Use a mature voice--and call someone you know.... and make sure you change your voice...or call from unknown number--and say you're a radio station and are taking a survey bout how many jobs they've had in the last year... haha..
Good luck! |
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brmillend
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put a thumbtack on somebody's seat right before they sit down. |
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Oshnito2
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Tell a girlfriend to close her eyes and then you put a sausage in her mouth and you make a moaning sound!!
Hahahaha that´ll throw her off. |
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babie_bubblepop
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ok i do this all the time, take some tape and wrap it around the spraying thing in the kitchen sink so that when someone turns it on they get all wet |
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bubbla_19
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call ur grandma and ask for a larg pizza |
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beast36927
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get some bondo car body filler or liquid nail and a syringe and inject it into a enemys lock on home or car if enjected and let dried in a house door lock they will have to break the door down to get in or break the car windoor to get in have fun |
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JustLikeThat
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clean the toilet with someones tooth brush |
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hctaylorus
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Put Food under someone before they sit down and start laughing and say they are siting on somthing |
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J Bird
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Shoot rubberbands at people and then turn around and talk to someone else. |
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Matthew
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call a friend that does not have caller id, and with a strong Chinese accent convince them that you are a Chinese food place... that you have their order there and that they need to come pick it up. When they protest, be sure to tell them you have their number on your caller id... be pushy, and be prepared to laugh! |
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Jas
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Oh!! I got a great one. IF you want to drive someone crazy, set their computer mouse buttons to the opposite controld. Like if they are right handed, change the mouse settings to left handed. I've done it at work to people, and they had to call the computer guys to come fix it. |
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faithelena
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A great prank to pull is to get a bunch of little paper circles made from your average hole punch and put them into all of the air conditioner vent holes inside a car and when they turn on the cooler in the car it will shoot out like confetti. Oh yeah the cooler must be set on high for this to work correctly. I just thought of another one. Smear the contents of several ketchup packets underneath all the door handles of a car. Then when some one opens the door they have an unkown red substance all over there hands. |
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