starryslvr
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Its funny you ask this. Im my commercial law class yesterday my instructor was talking about "excuses" he has heard over the years for missing his class. The one he laughed about the most was a woman said she had to miss her class due to having to go sell her "spoon collection", another was a man said he fell in a ditch, another was this guy said he was sleep walking in his sleep and something told him to change all the clocks in the house and by the time he realized the real time the class had been over with for hours. Go figure!! lol |
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melvinschmugmeier
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Diarhea. NOBODY has ever questioned me in the 25 years that I've used it. Nobody wants to hear the details. It only works about once or twice a year, plus it sets a pattern. |
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larylz70
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W hat you need to say is-I'm sorry i did'nt show up for work but-when i woke up at my girlfriends house yesterday morning i was still handcuffed to the bed. she had already left for work by the time i woke up.
Icouldn't reach the key to unlock myself or my phone to call. and by the time she got home we were closed and the phones had been turned over to the message center. |
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dmbangel1981
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The one that works the best is
"a family emergency".
This way you always avoid having to produce a doctor's note & "a family emergency" doesn't ever have a set amount of time to miss, so you can use the same excuse if you want 2 days off or a day later in the week off. This also doesn't allow for any questions, it's too personal to openly ask what the emergency is & if they do claim you'd rather not discuss it. |
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Frank Castle
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No wonder Mexicans get hired fast. |
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glw
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It's best to use a story that is so out of the ordinary that it's got to be true. Provide as many intricate details as possible to make it seems real.
Water pipe burst, emergency plumber is coming. got to clean up the wet mess afterwards.
Neighbor had an emergency and you had to babysit their kids at the last minute.
Funeral is always good. Say that it's your wife or girlfriend's aunt that she was really close to. gotta go to New Jersey and probably won't be back till next week. |
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Bungie
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Tell family member to call and tell them you jumped off a bridge. Then go do it. sorry, but I hate lying just to be lazy. |
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Trey45
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Why don't you quit your job so someone with a good work ethic can take your place, it's people like you that are ruining the country. Lazy bastards, GO TO WORK! |
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mandapanda000369
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well you say you have the stomach virus.......but that almost never works...good luck though you would be better off just going to work.... |
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crazygirl0323
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"I have a bladder infection" |
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sweetcorn
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Hahahaha.. soo funny.. Trey45..things happen in life and for real emergency thing can happen with anyone!!!
I like " a family emegency" |
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