
newcombeemma
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Hit him in the face with a baseball bat whenever he does it, he should soon get the message. |
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heavenly2521
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Walk up to him and say" Hey man i'am not trying to be rude but i'am trying to get work done and your whistling is driving me crazy!" Kinda like nails down a chalk board! Just be honest but not rude. Cause if your rude he will continue to annoy you..
I feel for you !
Good luck! |
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Karmacoma
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Give him a kazoo. |
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jimbo72
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Here's now you not only get him to stop whistling, but if he's really bad, how you can get him to not ever talk to you again.
go over to his cubicle/office/desk/whatever and go "hey" wait for him to look over and go "I heard you whistling over there. how'd you like to put those puckered lips to good use?" sure there's the chance of sexual harassment, but that's a small price to pay for not being annoyed again. |
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internnett
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Ignore him and don't let him know that it bothers you. If you show any signs of interest, even a "hello", he'll continue doing it and you may never have any peace. Good luck. |
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geoshady
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That is sooo annoying!!! I feel your pain!!! But, the poor sap probably doesn't realize he is even doing it, much less aggravating the **** out of people. Just kindly let him know that he is driving you up the wall. Even if it doesn't completely stop it should improve. Now, I want to know one thing, is he whistling all types of songs, the same song over and over, or for me the most mind melting of all, a single note over and over and over..... aaagh!!! |
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nothingbutthenet
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Hmmm, tough one
I'd suggest saying something like "I hate to be rude, but I have a migrane headache, if you could not whistle I'd really appreciate it" Then when he says OK, change the subject and make a joke or something to change the mood. Maybe even comment on how nice he looks, or how well he handled something else. Its the knock um down, then pump um back up approach. It works for just about everything.
It may seem like this will only stop him for a day, but from this point forward each time he whistles he will wonder if it could be upsetting some one. |
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monocube
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Find out if he's gay or straight (assuming you're the opposite of whatever his preference is)... The next time he whistles, tell him how soft and beautiful his lips look when he whistles...
It would probably lead to what jimbo72 predicts... but heck! What's that compared to complete peace of mind?! |
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pianoabuser
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Tell him not to. |
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rockass_61
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Nail his lips shut |
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venkinatson
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its simple.... Suck his fingers Whenever he Whistles.or apply some neem oil in his fingers. |
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King of the Couch
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Ask him |
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DC Girl
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Punch his lights out. |
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arizonaprincess2
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tell him your going to rip his lips off |
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Vampira
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Whistle right back at him |
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hippyju
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Stick your fingers up at him. |
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~Bling Bling Boy~
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Middle finger |
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Crazy Amy
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Ask him nicely or pack a few socks. |
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projectcasey2002
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Cut out his tongue. Simple enough. |
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Pedro
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put sand in his vaseline |
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