
chickendildo
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Pick another planet this one is so full of crap |
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ABULATAA
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None whatsoever.
Villians are villians
Nothing good can come out of it. |
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Wally Dragonheart
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get nuclear bombs as threat; need a lot of people on your side!! ; get bombs that release airbourne viruses; start genocide; kill asians and steel their technology; watch these type of movies and learn from the villains mistekes!! GOOD LUCK!! I'll be praying for you, you obviously have some problems!! |
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jaxattax
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if you want to brainwash the people....just brainwash the women. This way you only have to do 1/2 the work....as they can then take care of the guys. |
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a_wuchang
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when a nuk warhead goes on ebay, bid on it. |
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sapphire_chan
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I can't find it, but there's an essay "When I am an evil mastermind" that has many good suggestions like "I will review my plan with a 5 year old so they can point out the flaws in the plan that any 5 year old can spot" and "I will have my minions wear helmets that do *not* cover their faces" and "when I have a hero in my clutches I will not waste time explaining my plot to him/her I will shoot her/him dead" |
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felicia
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run for US presidency. then marry Monica. excuse me???did you say you're a he??? |
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*ICEMAN*
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Work around the fact the you want to take over the world, and try to be a good leader. When you are a good leader, you want to grow to become a great leader, once you are a great leader, you might even become best leader. So then, you can "take over the world". |
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sicily2581
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Pinky and the brain.....remember the cartoon...taking over the world. get some advise frome them, lol. |
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BLZbozo
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Stop playing with your Puzzi. Get your teeth straightened. Get that scar removed. Ditch those useless bodyguards and hire me. Get that wheelchair oiled. Stop wearing black it does nothing for your complexion especially on camera and what with this HDTV. When Meester Bond arrives just shoot him. Dont bother telling him how ugly he is HE KNOWS. Learn to talk proper English like wot I dose.Always keep an eye on the accountant - my close personal friend Sting taught me that, that and the tantric sex, not that we had sex together of course. Keep an eye on the clock its usually time up after 120 minutes or so. Oh and that wife of yours sleeps around, chuck her! |
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goblin981
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don't give away your plan no matter how close you think you are to victory |
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Firstd1mension
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Invent Microsoft. |
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Tonya
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hmm...I don't know...don't tell anyone of your plan until you are ready to act.. |
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crazylh555
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is it for good as in robin hood? or bad as in hitler? answer this then ill answer you lol |
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cybereagle03
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Don't go blabbing about your evil plan to any law enforcement or hero types. |
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psandqsty
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Don't |
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muchtodo
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get into politics |
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Tallboy
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Ask Tony Blair and George Bush. |
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evil_sweet_baby
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take me with you. |
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gingerbright
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call Bill XD! He will tell you! |
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Gerda
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Take coffee away...u coule rule it all brother |
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blue boy 2
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i would advise him to cut the tip of his *** and sit there laughing |
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