
Cotton Tablecloth
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Depends where you are. In some countries it's just a slap on the wrist, or a small fine. In other places, community service is the norm. But in Canada, I believe 3-6 months in solitary is about right. |
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jboyle1971
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Just don't fart into the microphone. |
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browneyedmaiden
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Well, I would hope we weren't in the middle of a pause, because if everyone were playing, nobody would hear it!! LOL! |
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B0FF0
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You would hope it is a very loud instrument! |
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phi071237
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normal because you will be concentrated on the concert. it will not affect the music. the bad thing is(if it smells extraordinary) what about those playing the wind instruments? |
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NoFearIamHere
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I would just keep on playing and hope no one knew it was me. |
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maxfr8
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One would hope it would be in key. |
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ddarlenemay
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Just keep on playing!
And dont blush |
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Miss-n-Wyo
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No one would know unless it was during a quite part of the concert then everyone would hear and it would be embarassing. I would take beano if I was really scared it was going to happen. |
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babeegirl_69
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the note you are trying to play will either come out to loudly or weak and strained. |
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Kuzz-o
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i would keep playin and let the crowd bask in my ambiance |
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glow
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Noone would hear it unless the instruments were not playing. |
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sadealz
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it would smell for a while then it will go away. |
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someguy
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you would be embarass because of the smell and sound then you would keep going so you don't mess up the orchestra, though tell me because you sound like you speak from experience. |
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aleobrate
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Well, if the orchestra was playing you would be safe, however WORST case scenario is that if the orchestra was playing and you let out a deadly green scented fart and killed those around you then you'd just have to fart again to kill yourself |
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chachixo223
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well if it happened to me i most likely would start cracking up and mess up completely haha |
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corbin909
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did u? HA HA |
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can2gone
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I guess I'd feel.. relieved :-) |
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Ace
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Did anybody hear it |
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Lexy
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I play the string bass and I did that once. I turned really red and it smelled really bad. It sounds weird but I am thankful it was silent but deadly...what would you rather it be really loud? My dad has it on tape |
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