chitchatgal19
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Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".
Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?
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howlincoyote
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Well that is kinda tough as there are millions of comebacks depending on the situation.
Examples: 'Its not for the squeamish or weak of heart' when someones asks you why you do the things that you do or the way that you do them
or
when someone is always talking about their STUFF or money, my retort to them is ' well then you better stick with it because that is all you will have left' or 'someday you'll realize all that money won't buy your way out of hell' |
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nalittlechevy98
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depends on what is said first |
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Lango2005
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They say: what r u looking at?
(look at them) you: if i tell you ill make you cry. |
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Psychology
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Build a bridge, and get over it! |
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foxwoman172000
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I responded to a Portuguese woman who came to see my son when he was first born. She said to my then mother in law and commented in Portuguese that I was still big and perhaps there was another baby in there. She didn't think that I understood what she said. I then responded to her in Portuguese. " Well you're ugly but I don't go around saying that to you." |
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RedneckBarn
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Okay, Gaylord! |
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Hitlary
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How about, "And I care because....?"
Use it when someone's trying to impress you. |
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Honey83
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Fake sneezing, then say "i'm sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit." |
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cookie
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whatever!! |
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serpagon
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It all depends on what is said. |
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Preki
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go suck an egg...
i think you're mistaking me for someone who cares....
talk to the hand.....
you remind me of a 2 month old diaper....
You're so fat , when you sit on a dollar bill 4 quarters pop out
You;re so dumb you got locked in 7/11
You're @ss is so big , when you sit down, you're 4 feet taller
thats to name a few |
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jenwants2know
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Your mama
i also liked 'well cry me a river' but Justin ruined it. |
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g3010
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Nowadays kids are making up there own as they go about there daily routine. |
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vocky
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Takes one to know one. I know you are, you said you are, but what am I? Am not. You suck. That's all I can remember from school. |
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dpacman
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I found that ignoring their insult may be the best comeback of all. You'll see them stuttering and repeating it, and you just keep acting like they don't exist. |
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BobcatChick
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We really need to know the first insult and if it was from and man or a woman to give you a good comeback. |
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lissy
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cry me a river, build me a bridge, and get over it.
YOUR MOM.
i know you are, but what am i?? (thats so 2nd grade)
i didn't know you are smart enough to talk!! wow!!
and WHY do i care...?? |
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Regularguy
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I AM RUBBER AND YOU'RE MADE OF GLUE!! WHATEVER YOU SAY BOUNCES OFF OF ME AND STICKS TO YOU!!!! |
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gizmogizgismo
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your mouth and a** have something in common ..they are both full of sh*t!...but i only use that when I'm very .very angry otherwise i just walk away cause words don't pierce the skin! |
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Dustin
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That depends on what was said to you. |
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mary clare
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so what
are you mentally disabled
whats your point |
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C&T
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I always say nice things about you, too, no matter what other people say! |
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cookieluverx0x
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your mama= example- i was walking down the street and i see a lady trying to fit into her car but she was soo fat her car blew up! thats when i realized the lady was your mama!
you're so ugly= example- do you even own a mirror?i bet not! but don't go off now and buy a mirror cause when you look at the mirror you will see you and burn your eyes so badly you'll go blind! |
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fenixat1
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if u dnt have any good come backs or none. just stick ur mama. |
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xolifes2sh0rtox
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oh yeah well stick that in your pipe and smoke it!!! |
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Rebel Dragon
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Arguing with you is like running in the special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded. |
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Ricky Johnson
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If your fat you can tell them you are fat because everytime you have sex with their mother she makes you a sandwich |
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peacelovemolly x
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yo grandmama!
you see thats because "yo mama" is a little played out. |
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DawnLouise
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"been called worse by better" |
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