dont_trust_me
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"i love u"
n i was at a loss of words... |
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avu*
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One claiming that I had overdue porn videos. I didn't. |
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anonymous
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When some idiot! Claiming to be my "brother"! told me "hey, what are you doing today?" I hung up, called the cops, and lets just say, long story short, HERPIES! |
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Courtney
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White noise. The phone rang, I picked it up, but all I heard was white noise. It scared me 1/2to death. If you don't know what I am talking about, see the movie White Noise. |
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sweetness
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Me and my friend was at my house alone at night she was going to stay allnight with me and there was this loud breathing and I was like hello hello who is this then they called back again and I got this werid feeling and my friend was scared and wanted to go because she lived a couple houses down the rode and so I prayed and got really strong feeling like go now !!! And then we ran to her house and as soon as we got to her porch my dogs were all barking and the next day my phone line had been cut! no joke |
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zen
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LOL I work in a call center; we get LOTS of STRANGE! :-))
Here's one:
Me: "May I have your name please?"
Caller: "Are you THREATENING me??!"
Me: "Please spell your last name."
Caller: "[obscenity relating to my intimate anatomy]!" Hangs Up.
Does that count? :-)) |
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Rockstar
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"Hello"
"Is this meester Jammess Coax?"
"Uh...Yes."
"How woojoo lak to reeceeve fiveteen ttousaind doallairdes from dee Venzuelan Deepartementay oaf dee Treashuree por yoossa por dee schooell?"
"I don't buy into scams."
"What? No saire. Deese eez naught a scam. Aye ashuray joo dat we are a lejidamentay combpanee dat provieedz de moneeee por de schooelling."
"Can't you just send me something in the mail?"
"No saire, wee cannaught. Awll joo hoff to doo eese gib me jor Credeet Cart noomberd. We will poot dee monee rat in jor akont!"
"No thank you. I'm calling the FBI."
"Wee ard dee fejural gobairnmentay saire! Aye asshura ju."
"Good bye." |
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chuckprintz
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When I was in grade school some guy kept on calling and saying "Hello....Goodbye" and hanging up. Then there was a health club that opened up in town & their phone number was one digit away from mine, so my family got phone calls all the time and inquiring about membership prices and the services we offered, lol. |
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begforemail
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Dude one time I answered the phoen ans was like, "Hello?..........<nothing> Bye!" <click> I felt like a dumbass because the phone wasn't ringing. |
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Problem Solver
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from poly pocket! |
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thenameisthesame
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An automated message saying "Your Cadillac is ready for pickup at...". I don't even own a Cadillac!! |
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Jes
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about a month ago, some guy called me at work, and asked me if I was wearing nylons. Freak. |
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Trey45
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Years ago I got a call from someone asking for Jeff, I said it was a wrong number, a short while later another call from another person asking for Jeff, wrong number once again, a short time later, yet another call from yet another person asking for Jeff, of course it was still a wrong number. Maybe 15 minutes went by, the phone rings, there's a guy on it telling me he's Jeff and does he have any messages. |
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s3xi_coratian555
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omg i was like just chillin wit my friends and then i get a phone call from sum guy im russia thinkin dat he was my cuzin. |
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Josh
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Ok this totally random person called me and he was like is Bob there. I was like no there is no Bob who lives here. She was like ok bye. I was like no wait Bob who? She was like bob johnson. And it just so happened that she was friends with the same Bob I was--but me and the chick didn't even know each other! We both had no idea how she got my number--haven't spoken to her or even know who she is except for what i know from Bob since i asked him. |
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kizzer18
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the one that my mom got after she had unplugged the phone frm the wall... for reals |
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chuck51602
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The strangest phone call i ever received was when i was still living with my parents in New York City.
I was about 11 years of age and the phone rang while my parents was making dinner. I picked up the phone, and this man said to me, "I am waiting for you, I am right here waiting for you on my bed." Obviously it was a sick perverted man who was into same sex under age rape. So I told my father, and he asked who this was, and by the expression on his face, i could tell the man on the phone was offering more sexual comments to my father, so my father replied, "So you want to have sex with me?, how about I stick my fist up your a$$? Does that sound pleasing to you?, I can stick my foot up your A$$hole and cut off your balls!" Which at the age of 11, that was hilarious. But my father took it very serious after he hunng up on that sick freak.... |
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dopey042276
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Hello! |
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Grace
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3 a.m.
I answer the phone. "Hello?"
No answer back, but I can hear someone on the other end.
I said "hello" loudly.
A very deep, man's voice says, "Did you eat my cookie?"
Again I said "Hello!!!???"
Very deep voice again, "Did you eat mah da#@ cookie? The cops are comin'!"
I was totally freaked out. Obviously, he butt dialed a random number. |
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beba
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this person or guy called and asked me stupid things |
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crazykatie!
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what's your name and number? |
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starlishajones
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you will die in 7 days |
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poobear
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My strangest phone call happened just yesterday.The phone rang and I answered and I heard ...silence. Then static. And then the most creepiest voice came over the phone and said my name.I was freaking out because I suddenly realized where the source of the call was coming from.... It was...a ... telemarketer that want all of my info. Sccrreeaammmm!!! |
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bballmaster95
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.....lol. i haven't ever recieved weird phone calls unless you count wrong numbers |
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supersolid
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someone said can i speak to abriham okilambo i knew it was telesales because he used to live here be4 me and i even still get his mail so to get rid of them i replyed wrong number and they said can we speak to you then? i said get my name right and i'll let you they hung up. hehe |
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supersolid
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i lost my fone on the train so i called it this guy said he had my phone i said can i have it back he said "no im putting it in the bin bye" heres to you u polish $£% |
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