
Give me back my son!
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What were today's headlines? Perhaps someone did not like them, and decided to put the paper to better use. |
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dawnloos
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Do nothing.
Someone probably was reading it and walked off with it. So next time be prepared with another source of bathroom entertainment. You could also put a sign on the door of the restroom Saying
IF U TOOK THE WS Journal from the furthest stall from the door PLEASE return to its location.
Thanks |
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Jake
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Where to place blame is a common dilemma for conscientious individuals such as yourself the world over. Issues such as these are clearly very important and require great amounts of attention. My recommendation is to start at the top. If every person is responsible to someone above them then pointing the finger as high up as you can possibly go would virtually guarantee a correct accusation of wrongdoing. Therefore I suggest you blame George Bush. Contact the Bush administration immediately about your grievance. You can never draw too much attention to an issue as weighty as this so I suggest you also contact the press to ensure success. Remember, the squeaky wheel gets the grease, so make squeaking noises when contacting government officials for the best results. |
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Healing_Rain
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This calls out for a hearing of the highest degree. Perhaps a formal one with Congress. No one should go without a read. After all Congress passed a law that no child should be left behind. That include's your behind as well lol...when it comes to a read. |
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mrsreinstein821
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You should post an ad in the stall for the person who leaves it for you and express your concern. Hopefully he didn't get into a car accident or die preventing him from leaving it there.
Then you'd really be screwed. |
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blueangel
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Very interesting place to receive your paper. I doubt that every one who uses that bathroom stall knows that you have a proprietary interest in it, and someone probably walked away with your paper, just thinking that someone else left it behind. In any case, newspapers are usually very forthcoming if you report that you didn't receive it, and will replace it most often on the same day if you report it early enough. Maybe a little note on the bathroom stall door from now on to give other patrons a heads up? |
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killbasabill
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Was that the Wall Street Journal or the Winston-Salem Journal?
I need this info to get you a correct response. |
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piphop
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I would complain to both then I would take a book everyday to work so you don't encounter the problem again. |
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indiansbearsandangels
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If they have a delivery office, I would contact them. Talk to the routing manager. If you don't have that in your city, contact customer service. |
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ivorytower
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I do.
But unless this is your personal stall. A person who usually takes their morning consititutional before you didn't leave it in there or will be dropping their duece later in the day.
read it online! |
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johnsontinaa
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Someone stole it |
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♥ Emily ♥
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I hate having nothing to read uuggh that would really bug me. I would take this issue to the White House. |
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Sufi
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WS subscription department |
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