Charlie
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Bye-bye. |
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queencrystle
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too funny. you need help :D |
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seriousquestions
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Showering every day or two should help. |
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a kinder, gentler me
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Keep a cup full of ants in your pants. If you can stand the tickling, they will clean whatever ails you up real good. |
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KARMA_88
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Take a shower more often and make sure that you mosturize it. Once every two weeks is not good..... |
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dtworek2
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Hemorrhoids. |
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foxwoman172000
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Perhaps you need to see a vetinerian. I think you may have worms. Try showering everyday and wiping yourself thoroughly after going to the bathroom. |
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meomy
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That's disgusting!!! I am sure you stink as well..........try showering a little more often. |
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dorsie344
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Maybe try taking a shower EVERY DAY! |
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mominshoe
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I am glad you are on the net- I wouldn't want to smell the once every 2 week funk!!!
Put a wash rag with soap on it between your cheeks and rinse...
And repeat!!
And repeat everyday!! |
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forex
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unfortunately ur a male to answer u |
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jeffrey' s lil angel
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Hemorrhoids plus u need to take a shower every other day |
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insanemcquain
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If your butt itches.. then scratch it!!
If you scratch your butt, you should wash your hands before eating, serving people food in a restaurant, or playing patty-cake with your neice. |
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curious me
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That is funny I enjoyed reading the responses, thanks for the points. |
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Ron C
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Are you allergic to latex condoms? |
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Quiet
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WORMS. That's it. Worms.
Stop sleeping under highway overpasses, bathing in mud, and eating from dumpsters. |
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Zoila
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Pimples or you just don't clean well when you do number two. |
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indigo
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Try taking a bath everyday or even twice a day if you work at a dirty job. After you poo poo always use cottenelle wipes and if you still have problems try cortisone cream. If all else fails go to the Doctor and get checked for worms. Seriously |
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MyCowsCanFly©
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It may be completely normal. It's called "Buttitchiness." Recent research indicates Buttitchiness can be described by a "bell shaped" curve, much like heigth and weight.
Similar to height and weight, Buttitchiness is the result of both "nature" and "nurture". That means, some of your Buttitchiness is genetic. It depends on how much Buttitchiness your parents had.
And like other human characteristics, there's a phenomenon known as "regression toward the mean." So, if your parents had a great deal of Buttitchiness, you will tend to have less...a more average amount of Buttitchiness.
The reverse is also true. If your parents had very little Buttitchiness, you will tend to have more.
So, it's possible the amount of Buttitchiness you possess could be within the "normal" range. You might ask your relatives how much their butt itches. Compare that your your own.
Also, asking total strangers how much their butt itches might give you some sense of whether your butt itches more than the average person.
Hope that helps. |
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ThisMachineIsObsolete
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get off my internet. |
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ne.146t9
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Life is like a roll of toilet paper.
The closer you get to the end the faster it goes! |
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hathaway2k
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You have a case of "monkey butt" It happens to cyclists quite often. You have to get an ointment that cures it. Sucks to go to the doc and have to show him/her your butt. |
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szubudaj
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up the numbers on the showers bro....it helped my itch |
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drewhaer
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Walking through a car wash every once in a while works for me. |
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Not OK
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what if you take a bath more often maybe that will work. |
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jsnmehta
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Your kinnda gay |
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Destiny
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once evry two weeks you say. Then why the hell is it so hard to know why your butt itches. They say that there is seven days in the week but if I was you I would find some way of creating 10 days and take a bath 5 times for every hour for a least ten years. |
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lovesamystery32
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Obviously, washing is beyond you. I recommend a product called Boudreaux's Butt Paste. Walmart sells it. |
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puppy_lover
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once every two weeks goodness i take one every day and my butt doesnt itch when it does i have my best friend itch it for me her name is shelby |
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klh
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it means you are a dirty person who should learn to shower more often.... |
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seferiannie
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shower more often.. like once every 2 days. and wash ur *** when u waste... (bidet installation?) |
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