Marianne_not_Gingerâ„¢
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You always ate them! |
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StupendousMan
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you end up eating them, thats why.
promise not to eat and I will bring again |
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Lady Lara Croft
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Because you never drive me to the airport anymore! Meanie! |
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meanie
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Because you told me you were allergic to them.. I brought you these arsnic laced cookies instead. ;P |
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practicallie_sane
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the restraining order you put out on me kinda hinders me a little, but I still watch you from afar my love. |
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landoflookbehind
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Because u keep eating them. |
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*! ÃHÄRINI - †!*:
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becoz u r nothing for me |
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Sass Say
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If you still sang me love songs I wouldn't have stopped bringing you flowers |
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kittykid
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Because you have NOT settled your dues for the flowers, that we delivered the whole of last month.
Clear your dues immediately, and deposit an advance of at least $ 500/- with us, and we will bring you your flowers, okay ?
...Now, what was that girl's name you asked us to put on the attached cards ? Our despatch clerk has forgotten it pal, so better remember to write it out neatly [in BLOCK LETTERS, only] in our Order Book, when you come. |
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Blondeheiress
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Trouble, someone else got some. |
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soul child
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God sends you flowers every spring |
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ZedNeon
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Nice trick Stinky - work the ladies; work the ladies, why don't you! :-)
Alternative answer: Because the good ones are out of season and the rest "stink". (Sorry buddy, there I go again! I'm hoping sooner or later you'll get tired of these "stinking remarks" and give me my 10 points just to get rid of me!) :-) |
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missgoddessrachel
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They seem to cause an allergic reaction to your genitals when I gently swipe the petals across your skin, so I was thinking we forgo the flowers. |
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James69sk82001
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cuz you cheated! |
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ballsbreaka69
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CAUSE YOU WILL ONLY EAT THEM... OH ABOVE ME IS A COOL ROSE. YOU BEAUTY. |
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Tex
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Cause you stopped the *** play. |
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Stinky,
Here you go...I'm sorry to have neglected you. |
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Kali
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I don't know who stopped bringing you flowers. But here you go. @)----->----- 1 rose for you. Enjoy! |
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andrew_b732000
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Because, Stinky my good fellow, I grew tired of you growing intoxicated on cigars and cognac and shoving them up my *** |
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hey yo
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sent you chocolate instead |
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Smiley
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Because you have not showen me true love. You cheated on me with my cousin. Frankly I think we should break up. |
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Jen Jen
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He or she probably doesn't buy you flowers because they probably got what they wanted out of you - you know why buy the cow when I can get the milk for free kind of thing - ill that doesn't sound right does it ? |
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giggles.opes.girl
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I honestly don't know why he doesn't bring you flowers any more i mean have you guys been going out for a while and some guys grow out of the romance stages after a few months of dating some one i have gone through this stage too |
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