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How much is a Euro(spanish money)
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 What colour uniform do you wear to work? |
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 Just got a call that said I won a mercedes and I was to call 1-800-613-3858 and ask for Mr. Jones, Should I?? |
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 Leave the TV on or turn it off? |
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Sabz | Your favourite joke? |
what is your favourite joke (one that you laughed most when you first heard)? |
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bunzilla_angry
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This is dumb, but it is funnier every time you hear it:
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?" |
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atarishark
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A skeleton walks into a bar and goes to the bartender. slams 10 bucks on the table and says "I need a beer and a mop." |
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vaminzade
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This one is my favorite,
A man was accepted in a police employment test and some people came for more investigation on him, they went to a shop near his house and asked about him, the man answered:
"Oh, yes, I know him, he is a very nice kid, he spend some of his time in the hood"
investigator said:"Vow, so he spend time in the hood"
-"No, just when he wants to smoke a cigar"
-"Vow, so he smokes cigar"
-"Oh, no, just when he get drunk"
-"So he is alcoholic"
-"No No, not that way, just when he gets high on hashish he drinks a couple of shots"
-" So, he smokes hashish"
-"Oh, no, he smokes it only in ocassions when he uses opium"
-"He smokes opium?"
-"Hell no, he is not an addict, he do it just before he wants to fuc.k, it helps him do it longer"
-"Vow, so he is a fornicator"
At this time shopkeeper take a look at the investigator and asked "What do you mean?Do you expect He only be with guys?"
I know its a little stupid but its really funny in a country with a set of strict Islamic rules. |
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2X97cobra
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I got this one in high school off of an algebra test and I couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the period. Childhood giddiness most likely... Why does Beethoven now spend all of his time erasing his music?
Because he is decomposing.
Then there was this other one that gets an honorable mention (from the same class and with the same results)...
What happened to the dog that jumped through the screen door?
He strained himself. |
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MrsMouse
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LOVE THIS ONE!!!
An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.
Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.
When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
DEAREST WIFE: JUST GOT CHECKED IN. EVERYTHING PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW.
P.S. SURE IS HOT DOWN HERE |
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daddy_fat_sacks
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Knock Knock
who is it
Your daddy
your daddy who
open this door girl before i come in there and whip your behind |
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kyla_1919ca
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It's called Billy the Goat Fu.cker
One day Billy was walking around his hometown when he saw some tourists... he offered to give them a tour around town. They happily accepted and went on their way with Billy. Billy comes to the residential area of town and says "See all those wood homes, I built those with my bare hands single handedly" The couple was very impressed. "But do you think anyone calls me Billy the house builder... No!" The couple exchanged a look and they kept walking. They came to the pier where all the boats were tied up. "See all those sailboats?" Billy asks. The couple nods and begin talking about how beautiful the sailboats are. "I built all those sailboats with my bare hands, think they call me Billy the boat builder...NO! But if you ***** one goat and get caught..."
HA HA HA
Sorry, I love that joke. |
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NigNig
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A man who was driving a car with his wife was stopped by a police officer. The following exchange took place.
The man says, "What's the problem, officer?"
Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
Man: "No sir, I was going 65."
Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." (The man gave his wife a dirty look.)
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."
Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt."
The man turned to his wife and yelled, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"
The officer turned to the woman and asked, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
The wife said, "No, only when he's drunk." !!!!! |
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SK8TERGURL~1~NOT~ 2/davesslave
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whyd the blonde (redhead ect your choice)
write tgif on her shoes?
TOES GO IN FIRST :} |
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bloodyhorcrux
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God's Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating. "It’s a very handy thing" God told the couple, "and I was wondering if either one of you wanted that abilty." Adam jumped up and blurted "Oh, give that to me! I’d love to be able to do that. It seems the sort of thing a man would do. Please give me that ability. It’d be so great. When I’m working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand there and let fly. It’d be sooo cool. I could write my name in the sand. Please, God, let it be me you give the gift to, let me stand to pee, oh please." Eve just smiled and said that if Adam really wanted that so bad that he should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make Adam really happy, and she didn’t mind if Adam were the one to get this ability. Adam was happy, and proceeded to wash down the bark of the nearest tree, laughing with glee all the while. "Fine", God said, looking back into his bag of leftovers. "What’s left here?" "Oh, yes. Multiple orgasms." |
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togasah
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your up late sooooooo......
why do women not wear dresses in the winter???
so their lips dont get chapped!!!!!!
sorry some laugh for 2-3 mins and some just stare |
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Ron C
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Philip Glass. |
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christianrrf
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there was a chocolate trying to cross the street but then it didnt realize there was coming a car at full speed and Fodge!!
Another one is from the simpsons: Homero read in the PC "press any key". The he says "Where is the any key"? |
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