
normobrian
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Proper tire inflation, oil changes, tune-ups, cruise control, drive off without paying, someone else's credit card, bum rides from people, five feet of rubber hose in a mall parking lot, ten feet of rubber hose and a pair of bolt cutters in the gas station parking lot, call for "escorts" instead of going out to meet women, embezzle gas money from work, and finally, KICK THAT FAT CHICK OUT OF THE CAR AT THE NEXT RED LIGHT. Hope these suggestions help. |