How many cows does it to take to screw in a light bulb?

weed smells funny do u get the munchies when u smell it i do so now to the question how many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I get the munchies from smoking it, not smelling it. And about the cows, I don't know-----never waited around long enough to see how they get it done.

What an udderly ridiculous question.

none, they just light up the methane from their farts

2- but how do they get in there?

I forgot the question ?

What type of light bulb are we talking about here? Because if you mean the one in your head, ain't no cows gonna be able to turn that one on again (unless you ditch the dope).

none they wait for the human servants to turn on the lights and rub their teats and open the doors and gates right and cows always munch weeds

two
but the light bulb has got to want to change
on no thats a shrink

I did not know that a cow could screw in a light bulb. I like cows but wouldn't those hooves be a problem? I don't think the tail is prehensile and they slobber a lot which would make changing by mouth really messy. And when they stand on their hind legs their udders dangle.

Now cows generally eat weeds and if one were to eat the kind that people like to smoke then maybe the cow would think that she can screw in a light bulb. But then cows seem to eat anything that is green and not have any side effects well except for the cows that ate the fermented clover which is where the blood thinner warfarin was discovered (for real.) Perhaps if you hitched the cow to some sort of Rube Goldberian device, it could screw in the light bulb. Well, wasn't it a cow that knocked over the lamp that started the Chicago fire? Maybe it would be a good idea to teach cows to screw in a light bulb. You can try.

But anyway.....

http://news.com.com/2061-11128_3-6165139.html
How many cows does it take to power a light bulb?
--Well, the specifics will depend on the light bulb, the amount of manure produced by the cow, and the processes employed to convert the manure into a more easily consumable form of energy like methane.

But a cow is probably good for about 100 watts, according to Ryan Katofsky, an associate director at Navigant Consulting, during a session at the Power-Gen conference taking place this week in Las Vegas. "You can probably get up to 300 to 400 watts, depending how rapidly you can digest it," he said.

Thus, a single cow can run a light bulb, and in some cases Bessie can crank up the lights for a good part of the house. ("Digest" refers to the process the manure undergoes in a piece of farm equipment called a digester. Digesters essentially accelerate the natural decay process by heating the manure and attacking it with microorganisms.)

It smells good and I have about 30 cows. Can't get them to do a thing. What do I do?

8 i dont know this si dumb

I'm not sure how many cows it takes to screw in a lightbulb...
Please: tell us and pollute our brains!

NONE....COWS CAN'T SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB! NOT UNLESS THEY ARE FROM ANOTHER PLANET TO WHERE IT TAKES THREE. ONE ON EACH SIDE OF THE BULB TO HOLD IT IN PLACE WHILE THE OTHER ONE TWIRLS THE LIGHTBULB IN PLACE!...LOL...LOL..LOL

NOT!

HAVE A GOOD DAY!

none because they all screwed up the lightbulb!!

Hey isn't weed illegal? and how many?

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