does anyone have any funny ways to get kicked out of walmart the funiest answer gets best answer. here are mine.
1. walk up to a boy in glasses and say "your a wizard harry"
2. offer young children candy
3. get a basket full of things from the magic aisle and go running with it shouting "I've got to get to hogwarts before crashing into a wall
4. tell young girls there "My Little Ponies" or "Webkinz" will attack them in their sleep
5. go up to an intercom type in #96 and shout "NEWS TEAM ASSEMBLE!"
6. challenge other customers to duals with tubes of plastic wrap
7.leave cryptic messages on typewriters
8. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.
9.When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
10.(my favorite :))While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11.Steal a Walmart shirt, and the possibilities are endless.BONUS* Attempt all of the above during the same visit.

thats all of mine what are yours?
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heh those are good im gonna try some on friday when walmart opens from christmas